The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
Active since August 19, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 12942. | Mack (mvpok) | 83.54 | 94.9% | 2023-08-10 |
| 12943. | Christian (gergoss) | 83.54 | 97% | 2022-01-18 |
| 12944. | Boomer (boomer_typer) | 83.54 | 97% | 2021-11-06 |
| 12945. | dougie (dankgeebus) | 83.54 | 97% | 2017-07-27 |
| 12946. | Andre (edfrank) | 83.54 | 93% | 2013-06-10 |
| 12947. | moncojhr (moncojhr) | 83.54 | — | 2010-12-25 |
| 12948. | adderal junkie (dari0) | 83.53 | 97.5% | 2023-11-03 |
| 12949. | Shivinder (shivindernarr) | 83.53 | 96% | 2012-01-23 |
| 12950. | Leyz (leyzz) | 83.53 | 95% | 2020-08-08 |
| 12951. | dene (dene) | 83.53 | — | 2009-12-08 |
| 12952. | zhen (zhen_pei) | 83.52 | 97% | 2022-02-03 |
| 12953. | potatocm (potatoalt) | 83.52 | 95.5% | 2021-02-25 |
| 12954. | efergodox (efergodox) | 83.52 | 98% | 2019-05-08 |
| 12955. | I am the (afghanistan2) | 83.52 | 99% | 2013-11-29 |
| 12956. | Tracking Time (trackingtime) | 83.51 | 97% | 2022-10-24 |
| 12957. | Liem (zfantasyz) | 83.51 | 98% | 2012-09-14 |
| 12958. | Angelo (angelo13c) | 83.50 | 97% | 2022-01-27 |
| 12959. | Jeremy (sstormsurge) | 83.50 | 96% | 2017-11-06 |
| 12960. | lol (oknoted) | 83.50 | 98% | 2021-12-27 |
| 12961. | 八啦八啦 (stealthkid) | 83.50 | — | 2010-02-15 |
| 12962. | RAMs3c (xander360) | 83.49 | 98% | 2022-02-10 |
| 12963. | ktrnai (luqmen) | 83.49 | 97% | 2021-07-03 |
| 12964. | Brent (bwieg92) | 83.49 | 99% | 2015-01-28 |
| 12965. | Assylken (j_bro) | 83.48 | 97% | 2021-09-20 |
| 12966. | Ben (thisisben) | 83.48 | 97% | 2022-02-04 |
| 12967. | Ibrahim (platon) | 83.48 | 96% | 2021-04-01 |
| 12968. | Gavin (gaschindler) | 83.48 | 96% | 2019-06-05 |
| 12969. | Kyle (ktharp25) | 83.48 | 97% | 2012-06-11 |
| 12970. | Ryan (razorus) | 83.47 | 97% | 2022-07-18 |
| 12971. | Dylan (dn2258465) | 83.47 | 96% | 2013-08-09 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |