And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
—from Office Space, a movie by Mike Judge
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 31376. | Baka (bakabawi) | 60.28 | 94% | 2023-08-13 |
| 31377. | Nguyen (nguyennam2712) | 60.28 | 98% | 2012-04-29 |
| 31378. | mj (keziah) | 60.28 | — | 2010-08-02 |
| 31379. | Tj (ededlord15) | 60.28 | 95.8% | 2021-03-02 |
| 31380. | Quang (puangpro__6969) | 60.27 | 96% | 2021-11-05 |
| 31381. | jpeg.jpg (garyyraggary) | 60.27 | 97% | 2019-08-25 |
| 31382. | Matt (mattseid) | 60.27 | 96% | 2017-07-25 |
| 31383. | Katie (progress_2009) | 60.27 | — | 2009-12-17 |
| 31384. | Fahad (fahadthebest1) | 60.26 | 96% | 2015-12-26 |
| 31385. | Daaa (igopda) | 60.26 | 94% | 2020-03-04 |
| 31386. | Mozly (mozly) | 60.26 | 94% | 2021-12-18 |
| 31387. | Ficfiris (ficfiris) | 60.26 | 96% | 2021-07-05 |
| 31388. | Khushboo (khushbooa) | 60.26 | 93% | 2011-06-16 |
| 31389. | mykelliling (blush_spiker86) | 60.26 | — | 2010-12-29 |
| 31390. | yun (hiperson3) | 60.26 | 95% | 2015-11-01 |
| 31391. | Kris (kris97) | 60.26 | 90% | 2015-10-06 |
| 31392. | Hariharan (jhariharan72) | 60.25 | 97% | 2017-10-01 |
| 31393. | fast (n1lotpal) | 60.25 | 95% | 2021-04-21 |
| 31394. | Angela (angela_trying2typef... | 60.25 | 89% | 2014-01-21 |
| 31395. | Jillian (bjornstad) | 60.24 | 94% | 2015-02-04 |
| 31396. | kalle (questionmk) | 60.24 | 95% | 2021-01-22 |
| 31397. | Nenad (nenad_domuz) | 60.23 | 95% | 2018-06-26 |
| 31398. | shivaram (shivaram) | 60.23 | 95% | 2022-10-23 |
| 31399. | Tyler (e271828) | 60.23 | 97% | 2011-08-28 |
| 31400. | Munu (mrlittleone) | 60.23 | 95% | 2018-08-23 |
| 31401. | Garvit (champ_racers) | 60.22 | 94.4% | 2023-09-16 |
| 31402. | Jane (cxzawerf) | 60.22 | 89% | 2014-10-02 |
| 31403. | Alireza (ar_khosrojerdi) | 60.21 | 95% | 2022-04-16 |
| 31404. | Aurun Bhattarai (aurun_50) | 60.21 | 95% | 2022-06-13 |
| 31405. | MHFC (stavsitbon) | 60.21 | 95% | 2022-01-17 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 119,690 | 84.32 | July 27, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 366 | 64.73 | January 3, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 134 | 85.25 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 12 | 56.62 | February 9, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 98.97 | November 13, 2022 |