The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 9996. | Hoe Hoe (yeyonghe) | 46.96 | 100% | 2020-12-19 |
| 9997. | Govinda (feon) | 46.96 | 94% | 2014-07-17 |
| 9998. | sahu (jin_h) | 46.96 | 88% | 2011-05-04 |
| 9999. | neelam (neelamsaini) | 46.96 | — | 2009-04-18 |
| 10000. | Bruno (brutal_posso1) | 46.95 | 96% | 2022-02-09 |
| 10001. | vari_kun (vari_kun) | 46.95 | — | 2008-11-16 |
| 10002. | cyndie (cindy_n15) | 46.95 | 97% | 2012-06-30 |
| 10003. | Jozo (drobec32) | 46.95 | 98% | 2017-12-07 |
| 10004. | Zeindi (2th1cc) | 46.94 | 92% | 2023-03-01 |
| 10005. | Steve (winaymarka) | 46.94 | — | 2009-11-13 |
| 10006. | Sharia (sharia21) | 46.94 | — | 2010-03-10 |
| 10007. | ShakenNotStirred (shakennot... | 46.93 | 99% | 2015-04-25 |
| 10008. | Callow (callowblack) | 46.93 | 96% | 2021-06-09 |
| 10009. | fariz (farizerha) | 46.93 | 96% | 2021-04-02 |
| 10010. | Manish (manishracer) | 46.93 | 97.9% | 2021-02-24 |
| 10011. | Cesare (cesareferrari) | 46.93 | — | 2011-01-07 |
| 10012. | Osama (real_xosama) | 46.92 | 97% | 2023-05-21 |
| 10013. | Carlo (haxatax) | 46.92 | 96% | 2019-04-29 |
| 10014. | MTGAP | Tokimahery (tokimah... | 46.92 | 94% | 2021-03-30 |
| 10015. | Anestis (anestis) | 46.92 | 93% | 2015-09-05 |
| 10016. | Makayla (makaylabradbury97) | 46.92 | 96% | 2011-05-17 |
| 10017. | aadrm (aadrm) | 46.92 | 94% | 2015-08-08 |
| 10018. | aew (aew_1415) | 46.92 | 89% | 2016-10-13 |
| 10019. | Kieu Thi (kieuhue08) | 46.92 | — | 2009-04-24 |
| 10020. | Jon (jonchen) | 46.92 | 99% | 2011-05-11 |
| 10021. | Christian (pheonican) | 46.91 | 90% | 2013-02-25 |
| 10022. | Saurish (saurishkar) | 46.91 | 93% | 2015-10-16 |
| 10023. | Bhishm (bhishm_) | 46.91 | 93% | 2022-08-23 |
| 10024. | Parker Villanueva (parkeris... | 46.91 | 94.7% | 2023-10-06 |
| 10025. | Rodney (blacsnowman) | 46.91 | 97% | 2021-03-19 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 28,622 | 49.33 | August 19, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 82 | 58.33 | May 11, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 24 | 42.06 | January 28, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 1 | 45.48 | July 30, 2021 |