The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 22548. | Matthew (imsuck) | 68.11 | 90% | 2012-07-29 |
| 22549. | kjres5 (kjres5) | 68.11 | 95% | 2018-07-09 |
| 22550. | Mike (mistercomedyy) | 68.11 | 95% | 2012-10-08 |
| 22551. | laiq (laiqahmad) | 68.11 | 95% | 2013-08-16 |
| 22552. | janet (janetcon) | 68.11 | — | 2010-03-26 |
| 22553. | Jason (agent7x) | 68.10 | 92% | 2012-10-15 |
| 22554. | Marco (deggamargo) | 68.10 | 95% | 2021-07-07 |
| 22555. | Anton (_ankor) | 68.10 | 99% | 2021-12-30 |
| 22556. | Patrick (ugonnaeatthatcrois... | 68.10 | 97% | 2021-09-14 |
| 22557. | Badger (badger00k) | 68.09 | 98% | 2022-04-06 |
| 22558. | Elen (eliivapuu) | 68.09 | 96% | 2021-05-01 |
| 22559. | Apryl (amnavarrete759) | 68.09 | 95% | 2018-05-11 |
| 22560. | Ben (barks) | 68.09 | — | 2010-03-17 |
| 22561. | Manish (manish05) | 68.09 | 94% | 2013-08-19 |
| 22562. | LX (nguyenkien) | 68.09 | — | 2010-04-27 |
| 22563. | Jany (janyk) | 68.09 | — | 2010-06-21 |
| 22564. | 017 (k_chun) | 68.08 | 95% | 2023-07-29 |
| 22565. | Owlfire (owlfire) | 68.08 | 97% | 2019-03-30 |
| 22566. | Jeje McCallister (jejemccal... | 68.08 | 96% | 2023-08-03 |
| 22567. | Nicholas (bundinhas2) | 68.08 | 94% | 2021-03-11 |
| 22568. | Vasilis (bill103) | 68.08 | 97% | 2020-12-29 |
| 22569. | Nour (theshorty) | 68.08 | 94% | 2013-05-14 |
| 22570. | Dimas (geologist) | 68.08 | 93% | 2015-10-18 |
| 22571. | briana (lolwutbrii) | 68.08 | 97.3% | 2021-02-14 |
| 22572. | Ben (Colemak) (benmandude) | 68.08 | — | 2010-12-22 |
| 22573. | T•rt•ise (gocool21) | 68.08 | 96% | 2014-05-17 |
| 22574. | Frank (frankthechamp) | 68.08 | 97% | 2016-07-21 |
| 22575. | andzhh (andzhh) | 68.08 | — | 2010-03-22 |
| 22576. | Sebastian (sebber) | 68.07 | 94% | 2015-11-15 |
| 22577. | predrag (pkmfs) | 68.07 | 97.5% | 2023-10-13 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |