Now you might ask yourself, if by yourself you mean me, "Stephen, if you don't like books, why did you write one?" You just asked yourself a trick question. I didn't write it. I dictated it. I shouted it into a tape recorder over the Columbus Day weekend, then handed it to my agent and said, "Sell this."
—from I Am America (And So Can You!), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 31881. | Dieter (dietibol) | 49.85 | 94% | 2012-10-29 |
| 31882. | donny.friskianto@yahoo.com ... | 49.84 | 94% | 2012-05-15 |
| 31883. | Marco (marco_sa) | 49.84 | 96% | 2023-09-19 |
| 31884. | Frank (italiafa) | 49.83 | 92% | 2015-05-28 |
| 31885. | Sur (phonelock) | 49.83 | 88% | 2014-01-05 |
| 31886. | Elizabeth (zzrelizabeth@gma... | 49.83 | 94% | 2012-01-31 |
| 31887. | bala (gezellig) | 49.83 | 95% | 2021-03-28 |
| 31888. | RickChyou (rickchyou) | 49.83 | 96.3% | 2023-10-27 |
| 31889. | Flyerminer (flyerminer) | 49.83 | 85% | 2014-03-02 |
| 31890. | parin (parin) | 49.82 | — | 2010-03-30 |
| 31891. | Bryan (undulatus) | 49.82 | 92% | 2011-06-02 |
| 31892. | Niranjan (lord_shady) | 49.82 | 94% | 2021-03-09 |
| 31893. | jonthan (durgs4) | 49.82 | 97% | 2021-05-29 |
| 31894. | Sukritha (sukritha) | 49.82 | 96% | 2021-03-04 |
| 31895. | Harsh (harshbansal) | 49.82 | 95% | 2021-04-26 |
| 31896. | Loser (5atan) | 49.82 | 96% | 2018-03-11 |
| 31897. | Deeann (deeannmarie) | 49.81 | 96% | 2015-04-08 |
| 31898. | Noe (noe1995) | 49.81 | 97% | 2016-03-14 |
| 31899. | Andy (andytran7) | 49.81 | 91% | 2015-02-16 |
| 31900. | Chris (chenstopher) | 49.80 | — | 2010-09-02 |
| 31901. | Adam (adam95) | 49.80 | 80% | 2015-03-30 |
| 31902. | Himal (panthimal) | 49.80 | 96% | 2021-07-30 |
| 31903. | jason (jason_park) | 49.79 | 88% | 2012-03-16 |
| 31904. | Francesco (medas) | 49.79 | — | 2010-03-06 |
| 31905. | Ahwan (ahwanjoshi) | 49.79 | 89% | 2015-07-15 |
| 31906. | aljan (ouchialien) | 49.79 | 92% | 2013-11-04 |
| 31907. | Kate (schmonner) | 49.79 | 93% | 2013-05-02 |
| 31908. | _Lxwrxncx_ (_lxwrxncx_) | 49.79 | 97% | 2021-08-18 |
| 31909. | Svetlin (thepb) | 49.78 | 96% | 2021-01-15 |
| 31910. | sonz (son73462385) | 49.78 | 97% | 2022-06-11 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 106,900 | 71.71 | August 4, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 164 | 72.39 | March 30, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 11 | 40.89 | January 26, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 68.54 | January 24, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 61.02 | November 8, 2021 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 2 | 54.00 | January 1, 2024 |
| Mrs. Wunschel's TypeRacer Universe | 1 | 30.13 | January 18, 2013 |