The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
Active since August 19, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 10377. | jennifer (parkjen88) | 46.28 | — | 2011-04-14 |
| 10378. | Ujjwal (ujjwalavishek) | 46.27 | 97% | 2021-06-01 |
| 10379. | Agsikapin (robzzz_00) | 46.27 | 93% | 2023-10-04 |
| 10380. | AJ (ajs_007) | 46.27 | 95% | 2022-03-27 |
| 10381. | Fatimah (fatimah_gm) | 46.27 | 95% | 2021-07-05 |
| 10382. | Brett (sonovthedawn) | 46.27 | 71% | 2017-05-29 |
| 10383. | bakytzhan (bahasdu) | 46.27 | 90% | 2011-09-15 |
| 10384. | Cesar (cesarwbr) | 46.26 | 93% | 2012-01-30 |
| 10385. | Amos (amoschng040719) | 46.26 | 94.8% | 2023-10-18 |
| 10386. | bob (polo12341) | 46.26 | 93% | 2012-12-17 |
| 10387. | gabe (gabevialpando) | 46.25 | 85% | 2014-04-30 |
| 10388. | Maybe (maybecow) | 46.25 | 92% | 2017-03-05 |
| 10389. | Yvonne (yperrett) | 46.25 | 95% | 2012-02-11 |
| 10390. | Carmen (kamantc) | 46.25 | 95% | 2011-07-07 |
| 10391. | duong (duongtm) | 46.25 | 92% | 2013-09-10 |
| 10392. | HIEU (tuden88) | 46.25 | — | 2010-07-02 |
| 10393. | 3l1 (8rm3d) | 46.24 | 97% | 2023-09-23 |
| 10394. | Heide (vnit) | 46.24 | 95% | 2019-06-09 |
| 10395. | Andy (andygivmefive) | 46.24 | 89% | 2017-02-22 |
| 10396. | iqbal (iqbalrafei) | 46.24 | — | 2010-08-08 |
| 10397. | Peter (peter901) | 46.23 | 96% | 2022-03-14 |
| 10398. | Mish (masha) | 46.23 | — | 2010-02-08 |
| 10399. | Mats (mats) | 46.23 | — | 2009-03-26 |
| 10400. | mrv (mrv0301) | 46.23 | — | 2010-09-08 |
| 10401. | harshil (hpatel2493) | 46.23 | 91% | 2014-11-13 |
| 10402. | p3t9a (p3t9a) | 46.22 | 96% | 2020-12-11 |
| 10403. | Sunny (sunny6464n) | 46.22 | 97% | 2021-09-18 |
| 10404. | Kian (kian32) | 46.22 | 95% | 2022-02-19 |
| 10405. | John (dibsee) | 46.22 | 91% | 2016-02-03 |
| 10406. | YOLANDA (yollies) | 46.22 | — | 2011-02-09 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 28,622 | 49.33 | August 19, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 82 | 58.33 | May 11, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 24 | 42.06 | January 28, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 1 | 45.48 | July 30, 2021 |