And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
—from Office Space, a movie by Mike Judge
Active since July 27, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 31670. | Boh (bohpaloi) | 60.18 | 95% | 2016-10-20 |
| 31671. | Topre Is Life (kappapotamus) | 60.18 | 94% | 2016-09-25 |
| 31672. | Greg (oppailoli) | 60.17 | 96% | 2019-03-14 |
| 31673. | Balaji (bals_the_master) | 60.17 | 95.7% | 2023-08-12 |
| 31674. | jason (jason_park) | 60.17 | 97% | 2012-03-19 |
| 31675. | first (wasinthana) | 60.17 | 94% | 2017-08-24 |
| 31676. | Isaiah (corneliusmith) | 60.17 | 94% | 2016-06-22 |
| 31677. | 1231 (britonet) | 60.17 | — | 2010-03-21 |
| 31678. | Alex (amh1499) | 60.17 | 88% | 2014-03-06 |
| 31679. | Elliot (elliotfi) | 60.16 | 96% | 2016-11-09 |
| 31680. | anth (ant_h) | 60.16 | 95% | 2021-08-05 |
| 31681. | Adilkhan (pa7adox) | 60.16 | 93% | 2019-05-05 |
| 31682. | Ngor (nagwick) | 60.16 | 96% | 2021-08-08 |
| 31683. | kakuzuuu (kakuzuuu) | 60.16 | 94% | 2021-01-26 |
| 31684. | Natsumi (nattynutty) | 60.16 | 95% | 2015-03-11 |
| 31685. | irfan (hanip) | 60.16 | 94% | 2014-01-04 |
| 31686. | garbung (garbung) | 60.15 | 96% | 2022-04-18 |
| 31687. | Andrew (andydew_) | 60.15 | 94% | 2021-01-21 |
| 31688. | Mahadi (mahadi) | 60.15 | 91% | 2014-01-13 |
| 31689. | Mike (mionisation) | 60.15 | 92% | 2012-02-18 |
| 31690. | hhg (hhg2) | 60.15 | 98% | 2020-08-02 |
| 31691. | mrT4ntr4 (scriptdaddy) | 60.14 | 94% | 2018-06-06 |
| 31692. | appropriate nicknames pls (... | 60.14 | 96% | 2013-05-18 |
| 31693. | Steven (steffiedekid) | 60.14 | 98% | 2013-04-07 |
| 31694. | Adel (adeltaj) | 60.14 | 94% | 2016-05-19 |
| 31695. | chuckey (chuckey) | 60.13 | 96% | 2018-11-07 |
| 31696. | Wayne (wanye) | 60.13 | 96.9% | 2021-02-02 |
| 31697. | Cynthia (klhlsy) | 60.13 | 98% | 2011-06-13 |
| 31698. | Justin (ilikepotatoes) | 60.13 | — | 2010-04-06 |
| 31699. | hăng cải (datphamtien) | 60.13 | 91% | 2016-05-23 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 119,690 | 84.32 | July 27, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 366 | 64.73 | January 3, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 134 | 85.25 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 12 | 56.62 | February 9, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 98.97 | November 13, 2022 |