The wine list looks so imposing that you finally give up laboring over it. You hand it back to the server and say (either a bit sheepishly, because you're acknowledging that you can't handle the list, or with defiant bravado, signifying that you're not going to waste your time on this nonsense), "I'll just have a glass of white wine." Smart move or big mistake? We'd say, "Mistake."
—from Wine for Dummies, a book by Ed McCarthy
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 36931. | Janek (headless) | 58.00 | 92% | 2014-08-02 |
| 36932. | Christian (chri97i9) | 58.00 | 86% | 2015-12-13 |
| 36933. | groober (groobybaby) | 57.99 | 97% | 2025-07-13 |
| 36934. | winger (winger8) | 57.99 | 98% | 2024-07-24 |
| 36935. | Ed (mexipino101) | 57.99 | 97% | 2024-01-22 |
| 36936. | Yassin (yantroboy) | 57.99 | 94% | 2021-12-29 |
| 36937. | nadeem (nadeemgujjar) | 57.99 | 98% | 2021-02-25 |
| 36938. | zhangar (zhangar_ku) | 57.98 | 97.1% | 2024-12-23 |
| 36939. | AMBtheGreat (ambinho) | 57.98 | 97.1% | 2025-02-26 |
| 36940. | Drew (sandvichscribe) | 57.98 | 96.4% | 2024-08-09 |
| 36941. | cl_hemlock (cl_hemlock) | 57.98 | 97% | 2025-04-18 |
| 36942. | Andreas (bnop) | 57.98 | 88% | 2013-01-28 |
| 36943. | qpomoannapam_/70gHe6ecHoro ... | 57.98 | 95.7% | 2024-10-10 |
| 36944. | peeves (scipie) | 57.98 | 97% | 2024-02-25 |
| 36945. | Taybuscus (taybuscus) | 57.98 | 95.1% | 2023-11-20 |
| 36946. | Bluhurr (bluhurr) | 57.98 | 95.2% | 2024-03-10 |
| 36947. | prottoy020 (prottoy020) | 57.97 | 94.9% | 2024-11-15 |
| 36948. | Ahmed (galilyou) | 57.97 | — | 2011-02-24 |
| 36949. | giyoza (giyoza) | 57.97 | 97.2% | 2025-04-28 |
| 36950. | TychoH (tychoh) | 57.97 | 98.7% | 2024-03-19 |
| 36951. | Fatboigotskills (fatboigots... | 57.97 | 96% | 2024-08-15 |
| 36952. | eito (watxr) | 57.97 | 96% | 2024-05-09 |
| 36953. | Huzgz (huzgz) | 57.97 | 95% | 2023-08-05 |
| 36954. | Asher (yeoungjoon) | 57.97 | 93% | 2019-12-12 |
| 36955. | Big (jmaya651) | 57.97 | 97.3% | 2024-02-24 |
| 36956. | TechHolmes (mohmmde) | 57.97 | 95% | 2022-09-06 |
| 36957. | Andy (andy_007) | 57.97 | 96% | 2016-05-01 |
| 36958. | Nini (pingpingw) | 57.96 | 95% | 2025-04-19 |
| 36959. | Quebeccabasil (alpha1_ife) | 57.96 | 95% | 2025-05-16 |
| 36960. | Stebla (yama_ste) | 57.96 | 94% | 2015-04-02 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 98,572 | 77.04 | May 8, 2010 |
| Instant Death Mode | 50 | 80.61 | July 5, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 6 | 67.76 | December 15, 2020 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 50.01 | May 6, 2011 |