As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 5561. | Jan (acpehalus) | 96.19 | 97% | 2026-03-18 |
| 5562. | noturbiz (ahhhnono) | 96.19 | 99% | 2023-03-13 |
| 5563. | Michael (thegul) | 96.19 | 98% | 2018-04-08 |
| 5564. | Don't need a motor (sueeeee... | 96.18 | 97% | 2025-12-11 |
| 5565. | David (dave_em) | 96.18 | 99% | 2021-07-22 |
| 5566. | more wins plz (xaozo) | 96.18 | 99% | 2022-03-01 |
| 5567. | Peter (peterni132) | 96.18 | 93% | 2016-01-29 |
| 5568. | d'toe 😎😎😎😎 (det... | 96.17 | 96.9% | 2021-01-28 |
| 5569. | Ollie (bingomaster) | 96.17 | 96% | 2021-02-11 |
| 5570. | Evan (evon_schmidt) | 96.17 | 97% | 2021-03-23 |
| 5571. | taro (taro_curly) | 96.17 | 98% | 2016-06-04 |
| 5572. | Daniel (xfighter1188) | 96.16 | 97% | 2019-04-03 |
| 5573. | Eduard (kenvatican) | 96.16 | 97% | 2022-02-13 |
| 5574. | checkie (checkie11) | 96.16 | 99% | 2021-05-24 |
| 5575. | skyeblu7 (skyeblu7) | 96.15 | 98% | 2021-03-04 |
| 5576. | Triad (triad314) | 96.14 | 98% | 2022-02-21 |
| 5577. | CheetahHiKehde (cheetahikehde) | 96.13 | 97% | 2026-01-29 |
| 5578. | GTC4Lusso (gtc4lusso) | 96.13 | 98.2% | 2023-09-08 |
| 5579. | Andrew (andy6) | 96.13 | 99% | 2023-03-10 |
| 5580. | James (jmiddleton) | 96.13 | 97.6% | 2023-12-20 |
| 5581. | ftplz (hisoka666) | 96.13 | 97% | 2020-11-06 |
| 5582. | Jay (zombywafflez) | 96.13 | 98% | 2019-08-21 |
| 5583. | Henry (hchen1021) | 96.12 | 98% | 2025-08-09 |
| 5584. | James (yaboi6942012) | 96.12 | 98% | 2019-08-15 |
| 5585. | pavan kumar (pavan2406) | 96.11 | 98% | 2025-09-26 |
| 5586. | Splash (splashcc) | 96.11 | 96% | 2021-04-03 |
| 5587. | Kenn (kenn_double_n) | 96.11 | 97% | 2021-11-17 |
| 5588. | el (elanamax) | 96.11 | 99% | 2021-07-20 |
| 5589. | Mitchell (krunkyboy) | 96.10 | 98% | 2018-12-25 |
| 5590. | Jen (jchen1041) | 96.09 | 98% | 2021-07-23 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |