And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
—from Office Space, a movie by Mike Judge
Active since July 27, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 32611. | Konstantin (theabsurd) | 58.21 | — | 2010-03-25 |
| 32612. | ethan (turnerethan@ymail.com) | 58.21 | — | 2009-05-13 |
| 32613. | Ruusm (ruusm) | 58.21 | 93% | 2011-06-20 |
| 32614. | Bob (bitterbitter) | 58.21 | 94% | 2012-09-21 |
| 32615. | bsmith4972 (bsmith4972) | 58.20 | 96% | 2022-01-16 |
| 32616. | racingfreak (racingfreak) | 58.20 | — | 2009-07-29 |
| 32617. | Mi (masonmoon) | 58.20 | — | 2010-02-24 |
| 32618. | diana (jokonda) | 58.20 | 97% | 2021-04-13 |
| 32619. | Titli (titli) | 58.20 | 97% | 2018-01-09 |
| 32620. | Hussam (hussam1981) | 58.20 | 95% | 2016-02-20 |
| 32621. | Alfred (nguyenmanhcuong2905... | 58.19 | 92% | 2014-08-31 |
| 32622. | WoulYang (woulyang) | 58.19 | 96% | 2023-10-06 |
| 32623. | kevin (tenko) | 58.19 | — | 2009-09-09 |
| 32624. | M (magmag00) | 58.19 | 95% | 2021-11-30 |
| 32625. | Mr (renierc) | 58.19 | 92% | 2015-09-01 |
| 32626. | yuyu (dingyy) | 58.19 | — | 2009-05-08 |
| 32627. | lerii (lerii) | 58.18 | 98% | 2023-01-26 |
| 32628. | Oskar (oskeboske) | 58.18 | 87% | 2016-07-20 |
| 32629. | 7783937005 (skullandme) | 58.18 | 96% | 2023-05-18 |
| 32630. | Andreas (andy02) | 58.18 | 97% | 2019-04-02 |
| 32631. | Abbey (hollywood_undead_) | 58.18 | 92% | 2013-11-24 |
| 32632. | Tonia (toniah) | 58.18 | 100% | 2014-03-17 |
| 32633. | Luke (liroj) | 58.18 | 95% | 2016-07-11 |
| 32634. | Jitender (doggyman786) | 58.17 | 95% | 2011-10-12 |
| 32635. | Impulse (impulsee) | 58.17 | 95% | 2021-06-27 |
| 32636. | Iman Ranjbar (imanranjbar) | 58.17 | 96% | 2022-08-26 |
| 32637. | Kaung Myat Oo (kaungmyatoo7) | 58.17 | 97% | 2023-03-07 |
| 32638. | abhinav (ddkjfkdjfkdjfdkjfk... | 58.17 | 96% | 2022-01-14 |
| 32639. | Thomas (thms_andrsn) | 58.17 | 96% | 2020-12-31 |
| 32640. | Joe (mamabear2) | 58.17 | 96% | 2021-03-17 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 119,690 | 84.32 | July 27, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 366 | 64.73 | January 3, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 134 | 85.25 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 12 | 56.62 | February 9, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 98.97 | November 13, 2022 |