The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
Active since August 19, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 13882. | Josh (yeeticus_theboss) | 81.89 | 96% | 2022-05-12 |
| 13883. | Kysan (kysan_) | 81.89 | 98% | 2022-08-19 |
| 13884. | Alex (alegiance) | 81.89 | 95% | 2013-04-27 |
| 13885. | Fishy_Types (fishy_types) | 81.89 | 95% | 2021-03-26 |
| 13886. | uvuvwevwevwe (onyetwenyevwe) | 81.89 | 97% | 2020-09-03 |
| 13887. | Eric (etype) | 81.89 | — | 2010-04-29 |
| 13888. | Axton (taurine) | 81.89 | 98% | 2011-05-18 |
| 13889. | Dmytro (djolas2) | 81.89 | 98% | 2012-04-24 |
| 13890. | Dino (_dino_) | 81.88 | 99% | 2019-12-05 |
| 13891. | LLY (louispy) | 81.88 | 98% | 2019-08-30 |
| 13892. | (tummistie) | 81.87 | 97% | 2022-12-14 |
| 13893. | Ehtisham (thebeast111) | 81.87 | 95.9% | 2023-10-24 |
| 13894. | Corbett (ck14136) | 81.87 | 93% | 2013-05-14 |
| 13895. | kep1n (kep1n) | 81.87 | 97% | 2012-11-17 |
| 13896. | pomgie (achan66) | 81.87 | 94% | 2016-05-15 |
| 13897. | Emil (emilkrogh) | 81.87 | 97% | 2017-08-11 |
| 13898. | Labo (thephantom6th) | 81.86 | 96% | 2020-03-28 |
| 13899. | Ed (ed841) | 81.86 | 98% | 2022-08-10 |
| 13900. | Amit (amtijais) | 81.86 | 97% | 2023-06-25 |
| 13901. | andrzej (andrzej) | 81.86 | 95% | 2011-10-29 |
| 13902. | Timothy (timaloy) | 81.86 | 90% | 2015-10-21 |
| 13903. | Danny (15parkds1) | 81.86 | 94% | 2011-12-11 |
| 13904. | jennierlsq (jenniferlsq) | 81.86 | 97% | 2019-07-24 |
| 13905. | Bob (diamonddragon36) | 81.85 | 97% | 2018-03-03 |
| 13906. | James (blue6249) | 81.85 | 94% | 2012-12-22 |
| 13907. | dudu (duduzera) | 81.85 | 97% | 2021-06-22 |
| 13908. | Uros (ukrunic) | 81.85 | 94% | 2014-12-26 |
| 13909. | asdf (jplow1) | 81.85 | 95% | 2011-06-20 |
| 13910. | Chris (pr1m3) | 81.85 | 91% | 2017-05-05 |
| 13911. | Drake (drakeeeuru) | 81.85 | 97% | 2015-05-28 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |