I hope I cut myself shaving tomorrow. I hope it bleeds all day long. Our friends say it's darkest before the sun rises; we're pretty sure they're all wrong.
—from No Children, a song by The Mountain Goats
Active since January 13, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 7037. | Enrique (zero_ortho) | 98.39 | 97% | 2018-06-28 |
| 7038. | Matthew (jave18) | 98.39 | 96.2% | 2021-02-17 |
| 7039. | Robert (rnschmidt) | 98.39 | 98% | 2021-04-29 |
| 7040. | b (chidoric) | 98.39 | 99% | 2021-01-20 |
| 7041. | skyeblu7 (skyeblu7) | 98.39 | 98% | 2023-02-05 |
| 7042. | Evan (decone) | 98.39 | 98% | 2021-01-19 |
| 7043. | Eicy (eicymores) | 98.38 | 97.1% | 2024-08-09 |
| 7044. | GoombaBoomba (goombaboomba) | 98.38 | 97.6% | 2023-10-13 |
| 7045. | Mostafa (mo2802) | 98.38 | 98% | 2023-06-08 |
| 7046. | ankit (ankitthegreat) | 98.37 | 99.4% | 2023-07-04 |
| 7047. | m3r8 (m3r8) | 98.37 | 99% | 2022-10-23 |
| 7048. | MrRubiksSC (mrrubikssc) | 98.37 | 99.4% | 2023-05-18 |
| 7049. | Eric (darkday87) | 98.37 | 98% | 2017-10-16 |
| 7050. | Donovan (donovanle) | 98.37 | 99% | 2021-11-24 |
| 7051. | Kieran (asianend) | 98.36 | 97.6% | 2025-04-22 |
| 7052. | Danish (danishamir) | 98.36 | 99% | 2020-11-17 |
| 7053. | LaVitesse (nicolassolioz) | 98.35 | 97% | 2025-12-04 |
| 7054. | Andrè (andrree) | 98.35 | 98.2% | 2024-05-20 |
| 7055. | Andrew (epiandrew) | 98.35 | 98% | 2022-05-09 |
| 7056. | BOss (goldere) | 98.35 | 98% | 2021-01-04 |
| 7057. | Dickson (kldho2) | 98.35 | 96.7% | 2023-07-27 |
| 7058. | Mato (matoxz) | 98.33 | 98% | 2021-10-24 |
| 7059. | Harm (harmdebeuker) | 98.33 | 95.9% | 2021-01-28 |
| 7060. | Victo (victo_sn) | 98.33 | 99% | 2021-01-23 |
| 7061. | phardsz (phardsz) | 98.33 | 98% | 2019-09-19 |
| 7062. | DeputyDerpy (deputyderpy) | 98.32 | 98% | 2026-02-26 |
| 7063. | bird bird bird (qcrain) | 98.32 | 98% | 2018-03-24 |
| 7064. | Andre (andreangelo) | 98.32 | 99% | 2019-12-27 |
| 7065. | Timothy (chuzzz) | 98.31 | 98% | 2021-09-02 |
| 7066. | Fardin (manzif) | 98.31 | 98% | 2022-09-30 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,914 | 84.34 | January 13, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 231 | 87.71 | December 17, 2018 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 6 | 106.66 | July 19, 2021 |