So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 32087. | (jjp7) | 47.89 | 94% | 2019-06-09 |
| 32088. | (rashidd) | 47.89 | 90% | 2012-04-25 |
| 32089. | (racerwins) | 47.89 | 96% | 2015-03-01 |
| 32090. | (panduka) | 47.89 | 95% | 2014-01-14 |
| 32091. | (speedemon1782) | 47.88 | 94% | 2022-03-10 |
| 32092. | (jubayer03) | 47.88 | 97% | 2021-09-09 |
| 32093. | (ckcheese) | 47.88 | 93% | 2020-03-25 |
| 32094. | ferrari (dharmkumar) | 47.88 | 94% | 2015-05-06 |
| 32095. | (deanna) | 47.88 | — | 2008-08-21 |
| 32096. | Mohammad (mostat) | 47.87 | 94% | 2021-11-14 |
| 32097. | (bzy107) | 47.87 | 95% | 2022-05-06 |
| 32098. | (emily_watston) | 47.87 | 96% | 2022-09-12 |
| 32099. | (spider_1) | 47.87 | 96% | 2023-07-28 |
| 32100. | (alooo) | 47.87 | 98% | 2019-11-24 |
| 32101. | (momen99) | 47.87 | 94% | 2020-08-22 |
| 32102. | (rubine_e) | 47.87 | 93% | 2021-01-22 |
| 32103. | (dailypants) | 47.86 | 96% | 2018-04-08 |
| 32104. | (cherrycream25) | 47.86 | — | 2011-03-08 |
| 32105. | (androidmk) | 47.86 | 91% | 2014-11-26 |
| 32106. | (amansharma10) | 47.85 | 98% | 2021-09-26 |
| 32107. | (srle1312) | 47.85 | 95% | 2021-12-09 |
| 32108. | (vbk_) | 47.85 | 96% | 2023-01-19 |
| 32109. | (hunterthegodgod) | 47.85 | 96% | 2020-09-09 |
| 32110. | (uddi_racer19) | 47.85 | 96% | 2021-08-28 |
| 32111. | Phazli (phazli) | 47.85 | — | 2010-03-20 |
| 32112. | (caffeine) | 47.85 | 97% | 2015-07-06 |
| 32113. | (xabri) | 47.84 | 90% | 2017-04-26 |
| 32114. | (plankboii) | 47.84 | 91% | 2016-07-25 |
| 32115. | (sangsabil217) | 47.84 | 92% | 2021-05-15 |
| 32116. | (vidar) | 47.83 | — | 2009-06-22 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |