The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 14368. | Song (zeyryu) | 81.12 | 94% | 2012-01-15 |
| 14369. | adam (pseudostripy) | 81.12 | 94% | 2012-03-26 |
| 14370. | Madeline (megaloler) | 81.11 | 98% | 2015-09-08 |
| 14371. | Márton (blackwoood) | 81.11 | 97% | 2014-06-12 |
| 14372. | Mat (spanthyx) | 81.11 | 97% | 2022-03-23 |
| 14373. | ryan (xxryannn) | 81.11 | 96% | 2013-12-13 |
| 14374. | Israel (izzy86) | 81.11 | 97% | 2019-08-18 |
| 14375. | Venkatram (venk3012) | 81.11 | 96% | 2013-11-12 |
| 14376. | Mike (kooka) | 81.10 | 95% | 2012-10-24 |
| 14377. | Carlos (ballistik) | 81.10 | 95% | 2011-07-25 |
| 14378. | Cameron (ballsinyourface) | 81.10 | 97% | 2021-08-22 |
| 14379. | Sukant (sukant) | 81.10 | 92% | 2016-08-26 |
| 14380. | Eleasha (ultmate) | 81.09 | 97% | 2022-08-23 |
| 14381. | Ricky (chelsky) | 81.09 | 96% | 2016-11-13 |
| 14382. | Annalis (annalis_annalis) | 81.08 | 96% | 2021-05-30 |
| 14383. | Lauren (lala224) | 81.08 | — | 2010-04-03 |
| 14384. | Rustam (androidist) | 81.07 | 98% | 2023-06-23 |
| 14385. | L (waverleo) | 81.07 | 89% | 2012-02-22 |
| 14386. | Alexander (xxxaqxxx) | 81.07 | — | 2010-09-19 |
| 14387. | Smelly (burdturglar) | 81.06 | 97% | 2022-12-21 |
| 14388. | Ivan Danny (ivandanny) | 81.06 | 95% | 2012-03-25 |
| 14389. | Krzyś (kszysio) | 81.06 | 94% | 2021-08-27 |
| 14390. | strucid (strucidguy123) | 81.06 | 97% | 2022-11-16 |
| 14391. | clarence (zerogly) | 81.06 | 98% | 2021-09-16 |
| 14392. | minh (loveclassic) | 81.06 | — | 2009-11-07 |
| 14393. | Tim (timlara) | 81.06 | — | 2010-08-08 |
| 14394. | Nacho (gilagila) | 81.06 | 99% | 2012-12-05 |
| 14395. | Feteru (feteru) | 81.05 | 95% | 2013-01-08 |
| 14396. | alis (aliss) | 81.05 | 96% | 2021-09-26 |
| 14397. | Nico (nicosonyx) | 81.05 | 93% | 2016-10-20 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |