The wine list looks so imposing that you finally give up laboring over it. You hand it back to the server and say (either a bit sheepishly, because you're acknowledging that you can't handle the list, or with defiant bravado, signifying that you're not going to waste your time on this nonsense), "I'll just have a glass of white wine." Smart move or big mistake? We'd say, "Mistake."
—from Wine for Dummies, a book by Ed McCarthy
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 14726. | Zach (zdude27closedrofl) | 81.89 | 97% | 2011-07-04 |
| 14727. | Tina ;)~~~~ (tinac) | 81.89 | 96% | 2011-07-02 |
| 14728. | Luan (hungnn1094) | 81.88 | 98.5% | 2024-10-20 |
| 14729. | james (toplardamar) | 81.88 | 98% | 2025-06-19 |
| 14730. | Ziad Nabil (ziad_nabil) | 81.88 | 99% | 2026-04-28 |
| 14731. | Kontik (kontik) | 81.88 | 97% | 2024-04-17 |
| 14732. | Sawyer (sawyer_) | 81.88 | 96% | 2025-04-11 |
| 14733. | luluito (lulitobunny) | 81.87 | 96.1% | 2025-04-03 |
| 14734. | chainship (chainship) | 81.87 | 98.6% | 2024-01-03 |
| 14735. | FlyAtNight (flyonkeyboard) | 81.87 | 100% | 2021-11-11 |
| 14736. | Will (carbohydra) | 81.87 | 99% | 2023-05-07 |
| 14737. | ZAHID (zahidmisgar) | 81.87 | 97% | 2019-05-21 |
| 14738. | Danger Dave (dangerdave85) | 81.87 | 97% | 2020-05-30 |
| 14739. | Mike (mike_dvorak) | 81.87 | 95% | 2013-02-26 |
| 14740. | ~ (iateadrum) | 81.87 | 94% | 2015-07-06 |
| 14741. | Quan (awesomesaucecpp) | 81.87 | 93% | 2014-07-16 |
| 14742. | Alyssa (alyssasnewkeyboard) | 81.86 | 97% | 2025-02-03 |
| 14743. | Faye (velvte) | 81.86 | 96.5% | 2024-11-07 |
| 14744. | Ruggles (ruggles101) | 81.86 | 93% | 2012-10-16 |
| 14745. | Anthony (andrithir) | 81.86 | 97.7% | 2024-03-03 |
| 14746. | Raahim (someamateur) | 81.86 | 95% | 2026-01-06 |
| 14747. | morderca_klawiatur (morderc... | 81.86 | 97.8% | 2023-12-29 |
| 14748. | Jason (jasongog) | 81.86 | 97% | 2018-01-06 |
| 14749. | Tom (decoherence) | 81.86 | 96% | 2015-09-23 |
| 14750. | lean (bryanlean4) | 81.86 | 98% | 2018-08-14 |
| 14751. | ahmad sayadi (ahmad_sayadi) | 81.85 | 96.3% | 2024-07-21 |
| 14752. | sanction117 (aalcala07) | 81.85 | 98% | 2024-09-09 |
| 14753. | bilal_algorithms (bilal_alg... | 81.85 | 96.8% | 2024-08-17 |
| 14754. | park (jiministhebest) | 81.85 | 97% | 2024-08-25 |
| 14755. | Alex (apedro) | 81.85 | 92% | 2017-04-08 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 98,572 | 77.04 | May 8, 2010 |
| Instant Death Mode | 50 | 80.61 | July 5, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 6 | 67.76 | December 15, 2020 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 50.01 | May 6, 2011 |