It's inhuman to serve the same food day after day. The Geneva Convention prohibits the killing of our taste buds! I simply cannot eat the same food day after day. Fish! Liver! Day after day! I've eaten a river of liver and an ocean of fish! I've eaten so much fish I'm ready to grow gills! I've eaten so much liver I can only make love if I'm smothered in bacon and onions! Are we going to stand for this? Are we going to let them do this to us? No, I say NO! We're not going to eat this dreck anymore! We want something else!
—from M*A*S*H, a other by Larry Gelbart
Active since August 27, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 2195. | Sonu (intellectualcreatures) | 78.75 | 98% | 2019-08-11 |
| 2196. | J0nx (j0nx) | 78.74 | 97% | 2017-12-15 |
| 2197. | Pyren (pyren83) | 78.73 | 99% | 2020-10-11 |
| 2198. | marker (voltmeter) | 78.72 | 97% | 2018-02-24 |
| 2199. | Joo (jooooooo) | 78.71 | 95% | 2018-04-05 |
| 2200. | Victor (kingthevictor) | 78.70 | 96% | 2018-06-03 |
| 2201. | Troy (teeroy) | 78.70 | 98% | 2018-05-13 |
| 2202. | Nicholas (legendarykeys) | 78.69 | 99% | 2020-12-14 |
| 2203. | Kiito (drybones41) | 78.69 | 98% | 2020-09-11 |
| 2204. | 4b786NI4Us (laurier001) | 78.68 | 97% | 2019-03-10 |
| 2205. | Mel (nc0de) | 78.67 | 98% | 2020-01-31 |
| 2206. | Chaz (chazlerown) | 78.66 | 98% | 2021-08-11 |
| 2207. | Nicholas (creamycarrots) | 78.66 | 97% | 2018-02-23 |
| 2208. | JuanimelsPH (juanimels) | 78.65 | 97% | 2021-08-22 |
| 2209. | jaime (automemory) | 78.64 | 96% | 2020-10-25 |
| 2210. | jack (jackracer23) | 78.64 | 98% | 2018-01-12 |
| 2211. | Anthony (andrithir) | 78.63 | 98% | 2019-11-05 |
| 2212. | luca (luc_vr_04) | 78.63 | 98% | 2020-03-26 |
| 2213. | ted (sayonara999) | 78.63 | 98% | 2018-06-29 |
| 2214. | Johan (oxpost) | 78.61 | 97% | 2019-03-13 |
| 2215. | 🤓 (unicorn101010) | 78.61 | 97% | 2020-04-18 |
| 2216. | Said (surrenderordie) | 78.61 | 97% | 2020-07-13 |
| 2217. | monkaS (rikio) | 78.61 | 96% | 2019-07-25 |
| 2218. | Gruffydd (gruffydd) | 78.60 | 98% | 2018-04-23 |
| 2219. | Mads (mads535i) | 78.59 | 98% | 2017-11-06 |
| 2220. | Hùng (kenkenkiota) | 78.59 | 98% | 2020-11-03 |
| 2221. | wen (longwen) | 78.59 | 98% | 2020-03-14 |
| 2222. | Chun (chunkeex) | 78.58 | 97% | 2020-08-17 |
| 2223. | sigurd (nyanflavor) | 78.57 | 98% | 2020-07-11 |
| 2224. | Maria (marosedvorak) | 78.57 | 98% | 2018-03-30 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 7,224 | 81.41 | August 27, 2017 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 9 | 59.44 | August 12, 2021 |
| Instant Death Mode | 3 | 107.60 | March 27, 2020 |
| Long Texts | 1 | 91.73 | July 11, 2017 |