So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 17440. | chris (llamas876) | 72.50 | 96% | 2020-06-24 |
| 17441. | Tha' Baas (thabaas) | 72.50 | 96% | 2014-10-22 |
| 17442. | Antonio (senny22) | 72.50 | 97% | 2020-01-20 |
| 17443. | mat (netman) | 72.50 | 97% | 2011-08-06 |
| 17444. | Joshua (emperornaraxa) | 72.50 | 92% | 2014-02-25 |
| 17445. | Chervony (ruble) | 72.49 | 97% | 2020-11-18 |
| 17446. | shin (cindybkk) | 72.49 | 95% | 2014-12-08 |
| 17447. | Amit (pyroboy) | 72.49 | 98% | 2015-04-09 |
| 17448. | Mhret (mhret) | 72.49 | 95% | 2014-01-17 |
| 17449. | Anthony (anthonyk) | 72.49 | 98% | 2016-05-11 |
| 17450. | Abe (abe21) | 72.48 | 96.6% | 2023-09-12 |
| 17451. | Mark (mark666) | 72.48 | 96% | 2020-10-24 |
| 17452. | Noah (noah187) | 72.48 | 98% | 2021-01-12 |
| 17453. | KidKid (kidkid) | 72.48 | — | 2010-01-18 |
| 17454. | FS (kittyman31) | 72.48 | 98% | 2015-11-12 |
| 17455. | IGOR (lordiggy) | 72.48 | 95% | 2016-10-08 |
| 17456. | saad.py0 (zetsub0) | 72.47 | 95% | 2021-06-14 |
| 17457. | Chicken (theflyingchicken) | 72.47 | 96% | 2023-04-10 |
| 17458. | Alex (t3dr) | 72.47 | 96% | 2022-04-29 |
| 17459. | Allan (allanwchang) | 72.47 | 97% | 2022-01-18 |
| 17460. | Vincent (themii154) | 72.47 | 95% | 2020-06-10 |
| 17461. | Nam (namphan17) | 72.47 | 97% | 2018-05-26 |
| 17462. | 时快时慢 (andrewpsy) | 72.47 | 98% | 2011-10-17 |
| 17463. | Ben (benolson8) | 72.46 | 89% | 2014-02-15 |
| 17464. | Alex (sixthree) | 72.46 | 98% | 2019-08-02 |
| 17465. | Marcos (aries569) | 72.46 | 91% | 2012-04-28 |
| 17466. | A (andkrs4) | 72.46 | 96% | 2020-04-08 |
| 17467. | Darren (darrencst) | 72.46 | 92% | 2013-07-24 |
| 17468. | Steven (lobsterzilla) | 72.45 | 94% | 2012-09-27 |
| 17469. | sdr4wkc48 (sdr4wkc48) | 72.45 | 96% | 2022-01-23 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |