I was stealing saltshakers again. Ten, sometimes twelve a night, shoving them in my pockets, hiding them up my sleeves, smuggling them out of bars and diners and anywhere else I could find them. In the morning, wherever I woke up, I was always covered in salt. I was cured meat. I had become beef jerky. Even as a small, small child, I knew it would one day come to this.
—from Apathy and Other Small Victories, a book by Paul Neilan
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 4271. | Angry (angrysanta) | 102.92 | 97.1% | 2024-10-05 |
| 4272. | Cove (cove) | 102.92 | 98.2% | 2024-02-06 |
| 4273. | Alan (athtran) | 102.90 | 97.6% | 2025-01-29 |
| 4274. | Raymond (handicast) | 102.89 | 98% | 2025-06-03 |
| 4275. | Heino (hsirvio) | 102.88 | 99% | 2018-09-25 |
| 4276. | William (searcheese766) | 102.88 | 99% | 2021-06-14 |
| 4277. | Zuber (thetypingatheist) | 102.88 | 99% | 2019-11-25 |
| 4278. | RoY (roy_s) | 102.87 | 97.8% | 2024-10-18 |
| 4279. | tstats[sinkingecstasies] (s... | 102.87 | 99% | 2020-07-26 |
| 4280. | M (lazydaze) | 102.86 | 95% | 2015-11-01 |
| 4281. | Loic (99loic) | 102.86 | 98% | 2023-02-15 |
| 4282. | Rhythm (piratebay) | 102.86 | 96% | 2015-09-30 |
| 4283. | Emma (thiccladyfingers) | 102.85 | 99% | 2022-05-10 |
| 4284. | s. (capslooock) | 102.85 | 98% | 2019-03-02 |
| 4285. | Samson (wwsalmon) | 102.85 | 96% | 2016-06-06 |
| 4286. | Francesco (duchamp) | 102.85 | 98% | 2018-03-15 |
| 4287. | Andrew (andrewmclellan) | 102.84 | 100% | 2021-04-01 |
| 4288. | Benson (ch3mson) | 102.83 | 98% | 2020-05-20 |
| 4289. | Johnofan (johnofan) | 102.83 | 98% | 2022-08-13 |
| 4290. | HiHowIsYourDay (hihowisyour... | 102.83 | 98% | 2018-04-13 |
| 4291. | Rosa (rrosie1213) | 102.83 | 98% | 2021-02-09 |
| 4292. | General (generalwongfu) | 102.82 | 98% | 2016-03-25 |
| 4293. | Ashvik (ardude566) | 102.82 | 97% | 2021-10-11 |
| 4294. | Nils (nilsons) | 102.82 | 98% | 2022-05-23 |
| 4295. | William (willteee) | 102.82 | 98% | 2021-09-03 |
| 4296. | Shane (shane_woosh) | 102.82 | 98% | 2021-10-02 |
| 4297. | Luke (lmonington) | 102.82 | 95% | 2015-07-25 |
| 4298. | house (jrsp5) | 102.81 | 98% | 2023-02-21 |
| 4299. | カツ丼 (katsudon) | 102.80 | 93% | 2017-02-21 |
| 4300. | kelvin chatime (kelvin2211) | 102.80 | 92% | 2016-08-08 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 51,486 | 82.88 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 131 | 82.73 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 29 | 101.03 | March 7, 2019 |