The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 8335. | DHSBarca (dhsbarca) | 92.96 | 98% | 2017-02-22 |
| 8336. | fletcher (camlukfle19) | 92.96 | 98% | 2019-09-03 |
| 8337. | trut (trut) | 92.96 | 97% | 2022-03-22 |
| 8338. | richard (richardshiawase) | 92.96 | — | 2010-05-22 |
| 8339. | Bryant (arcadeshift) | 92.96 | 98% | 2016-03-21 |
| 8340. | Sam (fearcatalyst) | 92.96 | 89% | 2013-12-13 |
| 8341. | dogsandcats123 (tagil) | 92.96 | 90% | 2016-07-09 |
| 8342. | asdf (kangarrou2) | 92.96 | 97% | 2017-11-12 |
| 8343. | Kuan-Yu (allankyhou) | 92.95 | 96% | 2011-05-26 |
| 8344. | kabat (kabat) | 92.94 | 97% | 2019-12-11 |
| 8345. | Robin (taura_tierno) | 92.94 | 97% | 2012-10-28 |
| 8346. | Christina (serendove) | 92.93 | 95% | 2015-12-08 |
| 8347. | John (tempocount) | 92.91 | 98% | 2020-11-17 |
| 8348. | BlueOctupus 🦑 (jim_my) | 92.91 | 98% | 2023-04-06 |
| 8349. | Emil (emle10) | 92.91 | 96% | 2019-02-14 |
| 8350. | Matt (dankdino) | 92.91 | 97% | 2017-12-14 |
| 8351. | Rounak (rouvai) | 92.90 | 99% | 2022-12-06 |
| 8352. | Andrew (andrewmclellan) | 92.90 | 99% | 2021-04-17 |
| 8353. | Savannah (ninjaturtle420) | 92.89 | 97% | 2014-05-07 |
| 8354. | laPampara (lapampara69) | 92.89 | 99% | 2022-10-07 |
| 8355. | Alexander (prepared) | 92.89 | 94% | 2012-10-02 |
| 8356. | Manuel (manguy0705) | 92.89 | 92% | 2016-08-10 |
| 8357. | M (elvee) | 92.89 | 95% | 2012-08-07 |
| 8358. | matt (choa) | 92.89 | 86% | 2016-09-24 |
| 8359. | Viktor (wowtardified) | 92.88 | 97% | 2012-05-04 |
| 8360. | Markada (themarkvi) | 92.87 | 97% | 2020-10-14 |
| 8361. | Jasper (jasperc) | 92.87 | 91% | 2013-11-04 |
| 8362. | Nathan (nathanpg) | 92.86 | 98% | 2018-09-15 |
| 8363. | urmom (urm0mma) | 92.86 | 98% | 2013-07-04 |
| 8364. | Adam (zamn) | 92.86 | 85% | 2012-01-26 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |