Now you might ask yourself, if by yourself you mean me, "Stephen, if you don't like books, why did you write one?" You just asked yourself a trick question. I didn't write it. I dictated it. I shouted it into a tape recorder over the Columbus Day weekend, then handed it to my agent and said, "Sell this."
—from I Am America (And So Can You!), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1382. | Mark (markwd) | 118.65 | — | 2008-08-27 |
| 1383. | K¶Ñ§ µÅÑ܆™® (k... | 118.65 | 100% | 2011-06-11 |
| 1384. | envyy (envyy) | 118.64 | 98% | 2017-10-25 |
| 1385. | DH (bibba) | 118.63 | 98% | 2013-09-02 |
| 1386. | phlofy (phlofy) | 118.63 | 96% | 2022-04-16 |
| 1387. | Olrepth (olrepth) | 118.62 | 97% | 2014-09-15 |
| 1388. | Snorlax (wildsnorlax) | 118.60 | 97% | 2013-03-14 |
| 1389. | richard (retagaine) | 118.60 | 94% | 2017-05-20 |
| 1390. | J (skillpush) | 118.58 | 99% | 2022-11-07 |
| 1391. | Piravas (piepk) | 118.58 | 98% | 2020-12-09 |
| 1392. | jubilachi (jubilachi) | 118.56 | 95% | 2015-03-18 |
| 1393. | Yu (guarneri) | 118.55 | 99% | 2012-12-18 |
| 1394. | Michelle (michelleness) | 118.53 | 94% | 2015-05-29 |
| 1395. | The Algerian (noxcovenant) | 118.53 | 97% | 2013-09-28 |
| 1396. | Brent (bbrown594) | 118.52 | 95% | 2015-04-10 |
| 1397. | variance (variance) | 118.52 | — | 2009-01-29 |
| 1398. | Hayne (wafflemanluke) | 118.51 | 97% | 2020-11-07 |
| 1399. | Andrew (andrew2014) | 118.51 | 95% | 2014-09-17 |
| 1400. | Kelly (rowe33) | 118.50 | — | 2008-12-23 |
| 1401. | tipsyPLC (tipsyplc) | 118.49 | 99% | 2023-04-01 |
| 1402. | Hyung (ohsopro) | 118.48 | 97% | 2011-08-23 |
| 1403. | TvDM (lovelyscream) | 118.44 | 97% | 2016-06-23 |
| 1404. | Darren (fubrub) | 118.43 | 96% | 2013-10-26 |
| 1405. | Steve (haxmatix) | 118.43 | 99% | 2016-04-15 |
| 1406. | V (vbtb) | 118.43 | — | 2010-09-08 |
| 1407. | Memori (itsmemori) | 118.42 | 95% | 2013-01-28 |
| 1408. | Alexander (need4speed402) | 118.40 | 98.1% | 2023-05-27 |
| 1409. | Cat Milker (boomermilk) | 118.39 | 96% | 2011-12-10 |
| 1410. | Thundering (electricbiscuit) | 118.37 | 99% | 2022-10-23 |
| 1411. | Phire (phire) | 118.37 | — | 2009-02-06 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 106,900 | 71.71 | August 4, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 164 | 72.39 | March 30, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 11 | 40.89 | January 26, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 68.54 | January 24, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 61.02 | November 8, 2021 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 2 | 54.00 | January 1, 2024 |
| Mrs. Wunschel's TypeRacer Universe | 1 | 30.13 | January 18, 2013 |