And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
—from Office Space, a movie by Mike Judge
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 33605. | Rohit (rohitvimal100) | 56.58 | 91% | 2016-06-20 |
| 33606. | Hames (stonecrow15) | 56.58 | 90% | 2015-01-02 |
| 33607. | Alamgir (alamgirvigu) | 56.57 | 96% | 2014-07-24 |
| 33608. | Cayman (cayman) | 56.57 | 97% | 2014-09-16 |
| 33609. | Shyam (shyamb07) | 56.57 | 90% | 2014-07-29 |
| 33610. | vung (vungvk) | 56.57 | — | 2010-08-27 |
| 33611. | Snake (snake8x) | 56.57 | 95% | 2016-06-11 |
| 33612. | Vineet (raovineet14) | 56.57 | 98% | 2021-09-08 |
| 33613. | Tecny (tecny_blanc) | 56.56 | 98% | 2022-05-18 |
| 33614. | John (john_lopez) | 56.56 | 95% | 2021-02-04 |
| 33615. | Joseph (mwita7) | 56.55 | 95% | 2020-11-07 |
| 33616. | Pritish (pritish_kamath) | 56.55 | — | 2008-12-05 |
| 33617. | Ellie (sluis9_halmak) | 56.55 | 96% | 2023-04-11 |
| 33618. | Will (wbarlo21) | 56.55 | — | 2011-02-03 |
| 33619. | fahriirza (fahriirza) | 56.55 | 89% | 2017-02-09 |
| 33620. | Tourist (tourist) | 56.55 | — | 2009-04-16 |
| 33621. | B (confounded) | 56.54 | 91% | 2014-03-20 |
| 33622. | w/energy (dannee) | 56.54 | 93% | 2012-03-21 |
| 33623. | RacerTracer (racertracer) | 56.54 | 98% | 2022-03-24 |
| 33624. | Ivy (lwantphwe) | 56.54 | 95% | 2023-03-14 |
| 33625. | Sunena (incia2210) | 56.54 | 96% | 2014-10-30 |
| 33626. | Laird (lairdandrew) | 56.54 | 89% | 2015-04-18 |
| 33627. | Blueup (hadiabdul1212) | 56.54 | 97% | 2019-08-28 |
| 33628. | Nop (nonstopllama52) | 56.54 | 95% | 2022-07-25 |
| 33629. | Cuckoo. (andrew006) | 56.54 | 90% | 2015-09-24 |
| 33630. | crazycholon1 (crazycholon1) | 56.54 | 92% | 2011-07-05 |
| 33631. | Arif (schaerdz) | 56.54 | 93% | 2016-02-09 |
| 33632. | Boyka (boyka_) | 56.54 | 96% | 2023-09-12 |
| 33633. | Mohamed (mohamed_zhran) | 56.53 | 98% | 2023-02-16 |
| 33634. | Em (snoopybonbon) | 56.53 | 94% | 2021-03-19 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 119,690 | 84.32 | July 27, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 366 | 64.73 | January 3, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 134 | 85.25 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 12 | 56.62 | February 9, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 98.97 | November 13, 2022 |