The wine list looks so imposing that you finally give up laboring over it. You hand it back to the server and say (either a bit sheepishly, because you're acknowledging that you can't handle the list, or with defiant bravado, signifying that you're not going to waste your time on this nonsense), "I'll just have a glass of white wine." Smart move or big mistake? We'd say, "Mistake."
—from Wine for Dummies, a book by Ed McCarthy
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 26606. | Miles (kuyamiles) | 68.14 | 96% | 2022-04-19 |
| 26607. | Isaac (stretchysilver) | 68.14 | 96% | 2024-05-10 |
| 26608. | Rhoz (rhoz) | 68.14 | 98.5% | 2025-05-09 |
| 26609. | Jeff (stemer) | 68.14 | 97% | 2019-12-19 |
| 26610. | Jason (happy_jason) | 68.14 | 97.2% | 2023-12-18 |
| 26611. | ਸਰਦਾਰਨੀ (sard... | 68.14 | 97.9% | 2023-11-14 |
| 26612. | sh4rkatt4ck (thethicckid) | 68.14 | 94% | 2022-09-25 |
| 26613. | Antonio (notnotignorant2) | 68.14 | 96% | 2019-08-29 |
| 26614. | shya (shyaken) | 68.14 | 96% | 2015-03-04 |
| 26615. | Jimmy (jx297) | 68.14 | 98% | 2016-08-07 |
| 26616. | Daniel (danmeyers9) | 68.14 | 98% | 2020-05-17 |
| 26617. | TobiasV01 (tobiasv01) | 68.13 | 98% | 2024-09-10 |
| 26618. | HoofedShip (hoofedship) | 68.13 | 95% | 2024-01-30 |
| 26619. | Kurien (kurienzach) | 68.13 | 96% | 2012-01-18 |
| 26620. | Sandwich (fajitamike) | 68.13 | 95% | 2023-11-28 |
| 26621. | Anthony (notchmaster) | 68.13 | 97% | 2021-01-21 |
| 26622. | Andrej (andrej_tepa) | 68.12 | 97.1% | 2025-01-04 |
| 26623. | Derek (frigorific) | 68.12 | 98% | 2022-09-20 |
| 26624. | Haiyi (haiyi) | 68.12 | 96.1% | 2025-04-27 |
| 26625. | alexfish2730 (alexfish2730) | 68.12 | 96.7% | 2024-11-18 |
| 26626. | racist (milfed) | 68.12 | 96% | 2025-02-28 |
| 26627. | Bill (strattn) | 68.12 | 96% | 2024-02-15 |
| 26628. | Baris (mutlubaris) | 68.12 | 94.7% | 2024-05-27 |
| 26629. | 🐌 (paultippt) | 68.12 | 96.9% | 2023-10-04 |
| 26630. | dank (420dank) | 68.12 | 96% | 2017-02-04 |
| 26631. | nakscool (nakscool) | 68.11 | 95.7% | 2025-01-26 |
| 26632. | DingDongDingy (dingdongdingy) | 68.11 | 98.8% | 2023-08-06 |
| 26633. | Mishel (holosight) | 68.11 | 95% | 2021-10-26 |
| 26634. | Sanjay (sanjaysins) | 68.11 | 97.6% | 2023-11-13 |
| 26635. | Brandon (brego94) | 68.11 | 96% | 2016-08-26 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 98,572 | 77.04 | May 8, 2010 |
| Instant Death Mode | 50 | 80.61 | July 5, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 6 | 67.76 | December 15, 2020 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 50.01 | May 6, 2011 |