So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 34005. | Eschumm21 (eschumm21) | 44.78 | 96% | 2023-07-01 |
| 34006. | Nikolai (slipexd) | 44.78 | 92% | 2022-08-18 |
| 34007. | PK (pavanuppari) | 44.78 | 97% | 2021-08-30 |
| 34008. | Epstein (yasfer21) | 44.78 | 96% | 2011-10-19 |
| 34009. | Jonathan (minifoke) | 44.78 | 87% | 2012-12-18 |
| 34010. | Daniyal (daniali) | 44.78 | 89% | 2013-03-13 |
| 34011. | Michelle (m_smith770) | 44.77 | 97% | 2022-08-12 |
| 34012. | asdf (protozeit) | 44.77 | 93% | 2020-07-12 |
| 34013. | Akira (legendfalcon) | 44.77 | 82% | 2012-09-19 |
| 34014. | Virgil (vanvirgil_) | 44.76 | 96% | 2021-01-21 |
| 34015. | eli (elinguyen) | 44.76 | 95% | 2011-07-23 |
| 34016. | An Original (yellowrat) | 44.75 | 94% | 2017-12-11 |
| 34017. | Eritze (er1ze) | 44.75 | 95% | 2022-05-16 |
| 34018. | kaz (kazfu0ker) | 44.75 | 98% | 2013-01-27 |
| 34019. | Perstin (perstin) | 44.74 | 93.8% | 2021-01-29 |
| 34020. | Kristina (kristinav) | 44.74 | — | 2009-02-25 |
| 34021. | SirHIroshii (sirhiroshii) | 44.73 | 96% | 2021-01-18 |
| 34022. | Mike (vasili454) | 44.73 | 95% | 2013-07-22 |
| 34023. | M Awais (ajmi) | 44.73 | 95% | 2016-02-26 |
| 34024. | shake (shakeyiu) | 44.73 | — | 2009-03-29 |
| 34025. | SOUR16 (andreixander) | 44.73 | 94% | 2016-06-15 |
| 34026. | Thananchai (aveo) | 44.73 | — | 2009-04-07 |
| 34027. | Maddie (ucantstopme) | 44.72 | 93% | 2015-01-15 |
| 34028. | Cheryl (windwoman1) | 44.72 | — | 2010-10-05 |
| 34029. | Pradip (pradipg) | 44.72 | 86% | 2017-02-11 |
| 34030. | Christine (sealech) | 44.71 | 85% | 2013-11-27 |
| 34031. | Shreyash (shreyash_he) | 44.71 | 95% | 2022-09-18 |
| 34032. | Hebe (hebe_) | 44.71 | 96.9% | 2023-08-31 |
| 34033. | Cocnuts (epicfuzzybeastxd1) | 44.71 | 92% | 2013-03-01 |
| 34034. | Twilight (twilight) | 44.71 | — | 2008-11-15 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |