The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 8570. | Suraj (surajj) | 49.69 | 94% | 2022-04-20 |
| 8571. | OmarMousa (omarmousa2003001) | 49.69 | 91.6% | 2023-10-16 |
| 8572. | Behrad (b_badeli) | 49.69 | 95% | 2022-11-19 |
| 8573. | kirito (kirito1052) | 49.69 | 96.6% | 2023-08-13 |
| 8574. | Taukekhan (taukekhan) | 49.69 | 95% | 2020-03-28 |
| 8575. | Ng (ngcharlie0616) | 49.69 | 95% | 2018-09-01 |
| 8576. | Stefan (stefan_stoj) | 49.69 | 80% | 2015-02-05 |
| 8577. | John (happyguy2000) | 49.68 | 97% | 2022-05-16 |
| 8578. | sys (sysuser) | 49.68 | 97% | 2021-12-03 |
| 8579. | Joey (joey454) | 49.68 | 97.5% | 2021-02-10 |
| 8580. | Branches (branches) | 49.68 | 88% | 2015-05-03 |
| 8581. | Jesse (asunder87) | 49.68 | 95% | 2015-11-11 |
| 8582. | Petithomme (ftchie900) | 49.67 | 97% | 2023-01-07 |
| 8583. | Amit (honrado21) | 49.67 | 94% | 2013-01-30 |
| 8584. | claudia (spikaboo) | 49.67 | — | 2009-09-03 |
| 8585. | Alexander (warlord) | 49.67 | — | 2008-09-18 |
| 8586. | Butterfly (aramsey69) | 49.66 | 98.6% | 2023-10-23 |
| 8587. | Asantegin (muhammed_) | 49.66 | 98% | 2022-07-20 |
| 8588. | Berlin (beshajii22) | 49.66 | 97% | 2013-08-20 |
| 8589. | Andrei (andreis13) | 49.66 | 97% | 2014-01-27 |
| 8590. | (unsociable) | 49.65 | 87% | 2013-12-22 |
| 8591. | maratKX (maratkx) | 49.65 | 97% | 2014-03-07 |
| 8592. | gaco vu (gaco1089) | 49.65 | 93% | 2012-11-23 |
| 8593. | ramesh (rameshpasa) | 49.64 | 97% | 2013-01-27 |
| 8594. | Boncuk (boncuk) | 49.64 | — | 2010-02-09 |
| 8595. | J (iamrising) | 49.64 | — | 2010-05-08 |
| 8596. | SHABNAM (shab123) | 49.64 | 96% | 2016-04-29 |
| 8597. | alejandro (wito1) | 49.63 | 94% | 2023-07-13 |
| 8598. | Kissmark (kissmark) | 49.63 | 98% | 2017-06-20 |
| 8599. | Rose (rose111) | 49.62 | — | 2009-05-25 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 28,622 | 49.33 | August 19, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 82 | 58.33 | May 11, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 24 | 42.06 | January 28, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 1 | 45.48 | July 30, 2021 |