See, I write jokes for a living, man. You know, I sit in my hotel at night, I think of something that's funny, then I go get a pen and I write it down. Or, if the pen's too far away, I have to convince myself that what I thought of ain't funny.
—from Mitch All Together, a other by Mitch Hedberg
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 4988. | R (ghostboy) | 99.37 | 98% | 2021-09-03 |
| 4989. | cu63y (qu63y) | 99.37 | 97% | 2025-10-27 |
| 4990. | Lakshay (shaybas) | 99.37 | 97% | 2020-05-25 |
| 4991. | sam (shoihvwoihbv3) | 99.36 | 97.7% | 2024-05-30 |
| 4992. | datboi (datboiyaron) | 99.35 | 97% | 2021-04-09 |
| 4993. | Tom Marvolo Riddle (sugar_k... | 99.35 | 98% | 2022-10-13 |
| 4994. | Michael Angelo (micky15) | 99.35 | 96% | 2021-06-23 |
| 4995. | Chain37 (chain37) | 99.34 | 99% | 2026-01-26 |
| 4996. | Charlie Li (yale2026) | 99.34 | 97% | 2022-05-25 |
| 4997. | Jakub (serckle) | 99.34 | 95% | 2021-12-15 |
| 4998. | Mark (figzes) | 99.33 | 97% | 2019-08-19 |
| 4999. | Snowmeo (snowmeo) | 99.32 | 98.4% | 2023-10-27 |
| 5000. | Mikel (meekay) | 99.32 | 97% | 2019-10-20 |
| 5001. | qwerty (anoop208) | 99.32 | 96.1% | 2021-02-06 |
| 5002. | juswawawa (juswawawawawa) | 99.32 | 96% | 2022-08-09 |
| 5003. | ansix2 (sworn) | 99.32 | 95% | 2020-05-18 |
| 5004. | Andrei (andreibanc) | 99.31 | 100% | 2023-04-24 |
| 5005. | encaps (encaps) | 99.30 | 98.8% | 2024-09-12 |
| 5006. | Mohit (mohit2208) | 99.29 | 100% | 2020-08-04 |
| 5007. | Destory (mexicanpikeman) | 99.29 | 100% | 2019-06-14 |
| 5008. | Dal (dalfield) | 99.29 | 98% | 2025-10-21 |
| 5009. | vinyx (v1nyx) | 99.28 | 97.8% | 2024-10-19 |
| 5010. | Maize (maizerowan82) | 99.28 | 99% | 2019-09-03 |
| 5011. | Edward (kailhreds) | 99.28 | 100% | 2025-09-11 |
| 5012. | Benny (benvalcourt1) | 99.27 | 97% | 2023-09-08 |
| 5013. | Piotr (snooppiotr) | 99.27 | 97% | 2023-03-12 |
| 5014. | kottt (kweent182) | 99.27 | 97% | 2021-05-29 |
| 5015. | panacotta (panacotta) | 99.27 | 97% | 2020-10-20 |
| 5016. | fzerty (shreyasminocha) | 99.26 | 98% | 2023-03-29 |
| 5017. | Kevin (tigon_ridge) | 99.26 | 98% | 2021-09-22 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 34,955 | 83.66 | April 5, 2019 |
| Instant Death Mode | 73 | 97.54 | February 15, 2020 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 123.50 | June 26, 2020 |