I was stealing saltshakers again. Ten, sometimes twelve a night, shoving them in my pockets, hiding them up my sleeves, smuggling them out of bars and diners and anywhere else I could find them. In the morning, wherever I woke up, I was always covered in salt. I was cured meat. I had become beef jerky. Even as a small, small child, I knew it would one day come to this.
—from Apathy and Other Small Victories, a book by Paul Neilan
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 9735. | Mateus (k0walsk1) | 87.10 | 97% | 2019-11-22 |
| 9736. | Ben (bendover_yuh) | 87.09 | 98% | 2024-09-23 |
| 9737. | deadpool (deadpool__) | 87.09 | 94.9% | 2024-07-05 |
| 9738. | kraken (pronto1) | 87.09 | 97.2% | 2023-10-30 |
| 9739. | Kinfi4 (kinfi4) | 87.09 | 98% | 2023-10-03 |
| 9740. | Dassi (dassi2morr) | 87.09 | 95% | 2016-07-06 |
| 9741. | johnny (johnnywick) | 87.08 | 98% | 2024-10-15 |
| 9742. | Dorky (dorkydisco) | 87.08 | 97% | 2020-10-01 |
| 9743. | Banzay (coldhands69) | 87.08 | 97% | 2017-12-04 |
| 9744. | Mochi (skylane) | 87.08 | 97% | 2015-06-15 |
| 9745. | K (lazywater) | 87.07 | 97% | 2023-10-04 |
| 9746. | .he. (i386) | 87.07 | 97% | 2022-12-31 |
| 9747. | wayne (nonlimit) | 87.07 | 97% | 2017-03-27 |
| 9748. | SEGALE (segale) | 87.07 | 97% | 2020-04-19 |
| 9749. | faust (the_faust) | 87.06 | 98% | 2025-12-07 |
| 9750. | Nathan (hewittdallas) | 87.06 | 98% | 2019-09-18 |
| 9751. | MIGGY (miggyismyname) | 87.05 | 96% | 2022-02-09 |
| 9752. | Kage (kagealan) | 87.05 | 98% | 2023-01-12 |
| 9753. | Andrei (andreibanc) | 87.05 | 98% | 2022-09-30 |
| 9754. | IMcRoni (imcroni) | 87.05 | 96% | 2023-01-10 |
| 9755. | ed (edwardb) | 87.05 | 96.9% | 2023-07-14 |
| 9756. | Andrew (agondi) | 87.05 | 99% | 2017-09-06 |
| 9757. | Teho (matlab_indexer) | 87.05 | 97% | 2018-06-13 |
| 9758. | Navn (navee1292) | 87.04 | 94% | 2016-05-13 |
| 9759. | Logan (36beastgod) | 87.04 | 97% | 2024-04-07 |
| 9760. | CHRISTIAN (chris7ka) | 87.04 | 98% | 2021-07-27 |
| 9761. | DAndH (dandh) | 87.04 | 98% | 2022-04-10 |
| 9762. | Jacob (punchdemtrees) | 87.04 | 97% | 2017-09-11 |
| 9763. | Michael (macdomantay) | 87.04 | 98% | 2015-08-22 |
| 9764. | Keira (keiradawn) | 87.03 | 97% | 2022-05-25 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 51,486 | 82.88 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 131 | 82.73 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 29 | 101.03 | March 7, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 0 | 0.00 | January 1, 1970 |