I was stealing saltshakers again. Ten, sometimes twelve a night, shoving them in my pockets, hiding them up my sleeves, smuggling them out of bars and diners and anywhere else I could find them. In the morning, wherever I woke up, I was always covered in salt. I was cured meat. I had become beef jerky. Even as a small, small child, I knew it would one day come to this.
—from Apathy and Other Small Victories, a book by Paul Neilan
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 9849. | afads (dafishh46) | 86.49 | 97% | 2025-07-18 |
| 9850. | Fletcher (finalverb) | 86.49 | 96% | 2019-03-01 |
| 9851. | Mukeem (bilawat) | 86.49 | 98% | 2022-05-22 |
| 9852. | hngggg (m4saki) | 86.49 | 99% | 2021-11-11 |
| 9853. | Viet Trung (viettrung9012) | 86.49 | 97% | 2020-12-28 |
| 9854. | Evan (evan1167) | 86.49 | 96% | 2020-11-04 |
| 9855. | Sean (krypticwow) | 86.48 | 93% | 2016-01-28 |
| 9856. | Al Ain (laniaintreal) | 86.48 | 97% | 2024-07-26 |
| 9857. | Taru (tarukwon) | 86.48 | 99% | 2021-10-29 |
| 9858. | d2 (dittumon) | 86.48 | 98% | 2017-12-30 |
| 9859. | DANIEL (dizo) | 86.48 | 100% | 2017-07-25 |
| 9860. | Saurabh (sau7abh) | 86.47 | 97% | 2022-06-17 |
| 9861. | Ken Ian (satanic12211) | 86.47 | 90% | 2016-02-06 |
| 9862. | Edvinas (reckoned) | 86.47 | 96% | 2017-11-29 |
| 9863. | typer101 (nasrallah_18) | 86.46 | 98% | 2023-10-29 |
| 9864. | Aux (auxermen) | 86.46 | 97.5% | 2024-02-01 |
| 9865. | travdong (travdong) | 86.45 | 97% | 2022-05-07 |
| 9866. | Michael (ren206) | 86.45 | 97% | 2020-04-17 |
| 9867. | ben (andrei_kirilenko_47) | 86.45 | 100% | 2018-07-31 |
| 9868. | Im-a-loser (rowdy_burns) | 86.45 | 98% | 2023-10-30 |
| 9869. | essi (jrien) | 86.45 | 97% | 2021-08-21 |
| 9870. | Kyle (kyjasa88) | 86.45 | 96% | 2021-09-20 |
| 9871. | Vanshaj (torque_i_alpha) | 86.45 | 96% | 2023-01-04 |
| 9872. | Nervous (unselfishnervousha... | 86.45 | 98% | 2022-02-21 |
| 9873. | hinomy (hinomiya) | 86.45 | 97% | 2017-02-24 |
| 9874. | dileepthoutam (dileepthoutam) | 86.44 | 96% | 2022-12-04 |
| 9875. | Kefferu (shinfonia) | 86.44 | 98% | 2018-10-10 |
| 9876. | John (jw_27) | 86.44 | 94% | 2021-12-19 |
| 9877. | KOCHENGOREN (renasha) | 86.44 | 98% | 2021-01-27 |
| 9878. | Igor (bigloser3) | 86.44 | 98% | 2020-08-26 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
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| Default (English) | 51,486 | 82.88 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 131 | 82.73 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 29 | 101.03 | March 7, 2019 |