I hope that our few remaining friends give up on trying to save us. I hope we come up with a fail-safe plot to piss off the dumb few that forgave us. I hope the fences we mended fall down beneath their own weight, and I hope we hang on past the last exit. I hope it's already too late.
—from No Children, a song by The Mountain Goats
Active since January 13, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 13490. | LichBaw (lichbaw) | 77.80 | 95.4% | 2021-01-31 |
| 13491. | wheel (kingkaiserwill) | 77.80 | 97% | 2020-08-21 |
| 13492. | Sonfil (sonfil19) | 77.80 | 89% | 2017-02-09 |
| 13493. | Andrew Li (combatwombat123) | 77.79 | 97% | 2021-05-20 |
| 13494. | The Strongest (olderia) | 77.79 | 97% | 2025-10-13 |
| 13495. | No (ihaveonehand) | 77.79 | 90% | 2017-02-04 |
| 13496. | Tim (timbob5380) | 77.79 | 96% | 2021-01-10 |
| 13497. | Zudio (ildosrel) | 77.79 | 97% | 2020-08-26 |
| 13498. | George (george91) | 77.78 | 93% | 2017-02-02 |
| 13499. | Kianoosh (kia_wp) | 77.78 | 96% | 2021-03-26 |
| 13500. | Alex (typingtyrannosaurus) | 77.78 | 96% | 2019-12-17 |
| 13501. | David (heros79) | 77.77 | 98% | 2025-09-24 |
| 13502. | Jacob (jacob_legere) | 77.77 | 97% | 2021-09-17 |
| 13503. | yaho_ (yaho_) | 77.77 | 99% | 2020-11-10 |
| 13504. | hockpond (hockpond) | 77.77 | 94% | 2019-11-27 |
| 13505. | Vik (wikalerys) | 77.77 | 95% | 2017-07-09 |
| 13506. | Michael (thecreepyguy) | 77.76 | 95% | 2022-06-04 |
| 13507. | doruk (doruk24) | 77.76 | 98% | 2023-10-25 |
| 13508. | _ (gglean) | 77.76 | 97% | 2023-03-31 |
| 13509. | Gayathri (gayathri_prabhu) | 77.76 | 97% | 2022-10-31 |
| 13510. | shaun (shaunbot_123) | 77.76 | 98% | 2021-10-22 |
| 13511. | André (andrehamada) | 77.76 | 96% | 2017-06-22 |
| 13512. | Xavier (xaviercho22) | 77.75 | 95% | 2021-04-19 |
| 13513. | sWhetty (swhetty) | 77.75 | 96.6% | 2024-12-10 |
| 13514. | shaqtus (quillmarv) | 77.75 | 96% | 2024-01-08 |
| 13515. | Mohammad (mr_loooop) | 77.75 | 95% | 2021-08-01 |
| 13516. | Maryanne (seakist) | 77.75 | 97% | 2021-03-01 |
| 13517. | Jimmy (motivatorman) | 77.75 | 96% | 2020-11-05 |
| 13518. | Alan (ohesachite) | 77.75 | 97% | 2021-05-18 |
| 13519. | Bryce (kojito) | 77.75 | 98% | 2017-08-30 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 43,238 | 84.01 | January 13, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 38 | 96.26 | July 18, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 5 | 102.10 | December 23, 2021 |