I was stealing saltshakers again. Ten, sometimes twelve a night, shoving them in my pockets, hiding them up my sleeves, smuggling them out of bars and diners and anywhere else I could find them. In the morning, wherever I woke up, I was always covered in salt. I was cured meat. I had become beef jerky. Even as a small, small child, I knew it would one day come to this.
—from Apathy and Other Small Victories, a book by Paul Neilan
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 12820. | Vishal (vpm911) | 80.46 | 98% | 2021-10-13 |
| 12821. | Neks (nexterion) | 80.45 | 96% | 2021-02-17 |
| 12822. | FuneeMonkee69 (saddegenrate... | 80.45 | 95% | 2022-02-22 |
| 12823. | Hal (hal21) | 80.45 | 97% | 2020-12-31 |
| 12824. | Caleb (caleb1243) | 80.45 | 95% | 2017-03-16 |
| 12825. | jajangmeyon (kslime) | 80.44 | 97% | 2026-01-16 |
| 12826. | SeaTang (seatang) | 80.44 | 97% | 2019-05-27 |
| 12827. | Tre' (vtcoin24) | 80.44 | 94% | 2015-10-28 |
| 12828. | komaru (komaru) | 80.44 | 98% | 2017-04-26 |
| 12829. | bchillz (bchillz01) | 80.43 | 96% | 2024-07-03 |
| 12830. | ケニー (schnitzelbr0t) | 80.43 | 99% | 2021-11-28 |
| 12831. | jeremiah (jeremiah12345) | 80.43 | 97% | 2021-01-16 |
| 12832. | Adi (adirizka7) | 80.43 | 97% | 2019-03-18 |
| 12833. | Kylescousin (kylescousin) | 80.43 | 96% | 2015-04-13 |
| 12834. | Christopher (chrispbrown) | 80.43 | 96% | 2016-02-05 |
| 12835. | Konrad (chlupkaw) | 80.43 | 97% | 2018-01-19 |
| 12836. | Elijah (freeelijah) | 80.42 | 94% | 2023-12-27 |
| 12837. | Harper (cpmaniac) | 80.42 | 94% | 2020-02-11 |
| 12838. | not rage (sadge47) | 80.42 | 97% | 2021-11-04 |
| 12839. | André (andrehamada) | 80.42 | 92% | 2015-12-26 |
| 12840. | Japa (yapa69) | 80.41 | 96% | 2023-06-26 |
| 12841. | Ian (2nd_place) | 80.41 | 99% | 2017-10-07 |
| 12842. | ronin (timthot) | 80.41 | 97% | 2022-02-08 |
| 12843. | julsdgreat (julsdgreat) | 80.41 | 98.9% | 2023-12-17 |
| 12844. | Joshua (joshque) | 80.41 | 97.2% | 2025-03-15 |
| 12845. | Jacob (spacelamar) | 80.41 | 98% | 2019-01-17 |
| 12846. | DANK (turd_chopper) | 80.40 | 98% | 2017-09-20 |
| 12847. | Nicey (ni_cey) | 80.40 | 95.3% | 2023-10-30 |
| 12848. | Hailee (haileeshower) | 80.40 | 96% | 2016-07-15 |
| 12849. | haha (shreyam) | 80.40 | 93% | 2017-03-17 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 51,486 | 82.88 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 131 | 82.73 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 29 | 101.03 | March 7, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 0 | 0.00 | January 1, 1970 |