The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
Active since August 19, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 12763. | diee (diee_2010) | 83.94 | — | 2010-03-14 |
| 12764. | AJ (sasuke_101) | 83.94 | 98% | 2013-07-17 |
| 12765. | suppakit (oloxbangxolo) | 83.94 | 97% | 2019-04-10 |
| 12766. | Averil (avetrill) | 83.93 | 92% | 2015-01-28 |
| 12767. | Alex (bobpoopsalot8) | 83.93 | 97% | 2021-05-21 |
| 12768. | Angelo (dabulon) | 83.93 | 97.1% | 2023-06-11 |
| 12769. | dhong44 (daniel_hong) | 83.93 | 93% | 2015-03-01 |
| 12770. | Snerulite (snerulite) | 83.93 | 97% | 2016-05-14 |
| 12771. | daniel (nitezu) | 83.92 | 97% | 2021-11-29 |
| 12772. | raruma (raruma) | 83.92 | 99% | 2013-03-27 |
| 12773. | M (schrempsky) | 83.92 | 97% | 2017-03-22 |
| 12774. | h0ly (h0ly) | 83.91 | 97% | 2021-04-22 |
| 12775. | C (pamelamorganhalpert) | 83.91 | 91% | 2016-04-15 |
| 12776. | Joe (fireflygrave) | 83.91 | 98.1% | 2023-06-30 |
| 12777. | Philip (saffa) | 83.91 | — | 2011-03-28 |
| 12778. | Dana (rubiksgh3) | 83.91 | 94% | 2014-08-21 |
| 12779. | Derryck (derrymilk) | 83.90 | 97% | 2021-03-11 |
| 12780. | Pat (patr1012) | 83.90 | 94% | 2011-12-18 |
| 12781. | Dr. Sector (sharkychompers) | 83.90 | 97% | 2023-02-16 |
| 12782. | Dziobak (dziobak) | 83.90 | 96% | 2022-08-23 |
| 12783. | Mukundan (mukundan314) | 83.90 | 96% | 2023-02-19 |
| 12784. | Benay (benay127) | 83.90 | 97% | 2016-08-13 |
| 12785. | karma (alldowncrazy) | 83.90 | 90% | 2014-09-25 |
| 12786. | Andres (avillarreal14) | 83.90 | 99% | 2022-06-28 |
| 12787. | André (andrehamada) | 83.90 | 94% | 2011-07-20 |
| 12788. | alretha (alrethafranklin) | 83.90 | 94% | 2016-04-18 |
| 12789. | Guest (le_type) | 83.89 | 96% | 2023-05-11 |
| 12790. | Caleb (clebio) | 83.89 | 94% | 2015-04-19 |
| 12791. | Dan (nfsdanz) | 83.89 | — | 2009-10-07 |
| 12792. | Kevin (niveik) | 83.89 | 98% | 2021-11-02 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |