When you're dead, they really fix you up. I hope to hell when I do die somebody has sense enough to just dump me in the river or something. Anything except sticking me in a goddam cemetery. People coming and putting a bunch of flowers on your stomach on Sunday, and all that crap. Who wants flowers when you're dead? Nobody.
—from The Catcher in the Rye, a book by J. D. Salinger
Active since November 11, 2016.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 7631. | Syed Aziz Pasha (aziz_85) | 89.47 | 99.1% | 2025-01-25 |
| 7632. | Anthony (apmeyer27) | 89.47 | 97.7% | 2023-08-01 |
| 7633. | RoadTo150WPM (rt150) | 89.47 | 97% | 2023-02-06 |
| 7634. | jfrogger88 (jfrogger88) | 89.46 | 98% | 2025-10-02 |
| 7635. | Christian (christian_phi) | 89.46 | 97% | 2024-06-30 |
| 7636. | Laco (koomp) | 89.46 | 98% | 2025-07-01 |
| 7637. | Tobi (tobitypes) | 89.46 | 96% | 2022-11-13 |
| 7638. | Agi (aginamon) | 89.46 | 98.5% | 2024-02-14 |
| 7639. | Xophules (xophules) | 89.46 | 98% | 2022-10-17 |
| 7640. | Gerard (ultimagnus) | 89.46 | 98% | 2022-05-09 |
| 7641. | Gelas Vajobeb (gelasvajobeb) | 89.45 | 96.2% | 2024-01-22 |
| 7642. | Jimmy (wejamus) | 89.45 | 97% | 2018-10-24 |
| 7643. | Gizmic (gizmic) | 89.45 | 97% | 2024-02-05 |
| 7644. | Jacek (axee) | 89.45 | 98% | 2024-07-30 |
| 7645. | uhhhhhhh (membrane_ripper) | 89.45 | 98% | 2022-08-30 |
| 7646. | Stephen (brenns10) | 89.45 | 93% | 2017-02-12 |
| 7647. | spiffy (spiffingway) | 89.44 | 97% | 2024-03-26 |
| 7648. | AsadCoder (darkterror07) | 89.44 | 97% | 2025-08-24 |
| 7649. | Andre (andreandreandre) | 89.44 | 97% | 2021-08-05 |
| 7650. | Mason (knap9) | 89.43 | 95% | 2024-06-20 |
| 7651. | Muhammad (wabi_sabi) | 89.43 | 99% | 2020-11-20 |
| 7652. | Pawel (hitman117) | 89.43 | 100% | 2022-10-21 |
| 7653. | Steven (sjtypes) | 89.43 | 96% | 2020-08-26 |
| 7654. | Angelo (angelo13c) | 89.42 | 97% | 2024-04-04 |
| 7655. | zyzzava K860 (madsppagh) | 89.42 | 98% | 2022-06-26 |
| 7656. | Vinicius (vinnyataide) | 89.42 | 96% | 2020-02-16 |
| 7657. | Ziondiac (ziondiac) | 89.41 | 98% | 2023-10-19 |
| 7658. | Fred (derfdadude) | 89.41 | 99% | 2023-05-24 |
| 7659. | guythat (aocjs) | 89.40 | 96% | 2023-03-19 |
| 7660. | (ach3ron) | 89.40 | 99% | 2022-12-14 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 39,219 | 83.14 | November 11, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 43 | 88.30 | January 18, 2018 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 91.53 | November 3, 2021 |