The only preventive thing I do is wash clothes after buying them in a thrift shop - this after catching crabs from a pair of used pants. I was in my midtwenties at the time and probably would have itched myself all the way to the bone had a friend not taken me to a drugstore.
—from When You Are Engulfed in Flames, a book by David Sedaris
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 11572. | Teho (matlab_indexer) | 97.39 | 96% | 2019-02-26 |
| 11573. | Tyrone (tyronewashington) | 97.38 | 98% | 2022-05-19 |
| 11574. | Brian (brianpee) | 97.38 | 95% | 2013-11-29 |
| 11575. | akhyaar (annaaru) | 97.38 | 99% | 2020-10-20 |
| 11576. | meiwah (utau) | 97.38 | — | 2010-02-10 |
| 11577. | Anders (andersg1) | 97.37 | 97.7% | 2021-02-01 |
| 11578. | svs (svs_manee) | 97.37 | 98% | 2018-01-13 |
| 11579. | pistonsnick (pistonsnick) | 97.37 | 96% | 2018-07-11 |
| 11580. | Tram (kutechicken) | 97.37 | 99% | 2013-08-20 |
| 11581. | NG (soultama) | 97.36 | — | 2010-09-06 |
| 11582. | Brandon (bwan242) | 97.36 | 94% | 2015-07-26 |
| 11583. | OLDASIANLADYzz (captainpj) | 97.36 | 97% | 2021-12-03 |
| 11584. | Grace (gracesaysrawr) | 97.36 | — | 2010-03-17 |
| 11585. | jonathan (cyberpsycho) | 97.36 | 99% | 2019-10-22 |
| 11586. | Josh (fullcasualautist) | 97.36 | 90% | 2016-08-02 |
| 11587. | Kevin (choirdirector30) | 97.36 | 96% | 2011-10-22 |
| 11588. | RIP my friend (reckfulsosexy) | 97.35 | 98% | 2016-02-08 |
| 11589. | Tommy (benmq) | 97.35 | 94% | 2016-10-21 |
| 11590. | Andre (andreandreandre) | 97.35 | 98% | 2021-08-10 |
| 11591. | Kiara (katherynbane) | 97.35 | 97% | 2022-02-18 |
| 11592. | mit (mit1984) | 97.35 | — | 2009-10-24 |
| 11593. | joemppe (joemppe) | 97.35 | 93% | 2012-06-12 |
| 11594. | Darcy (fart_dog_walter) | 97.35 | — | 2011-02-14 |
| 11595. | D (dschrad) | 97.35 | 96% | 2016-09-01 |
| 11596. | spetterpoep (spetterpoep) | 97.34 | 97% | 2021-01-14 |
| 11597. | Genocider (genocidersho) | 97.34 | 96% | 2017-03-12 |
| 11598. | Ruslan (ruslan_osmanov) | 97.33 | 99% | 2014-07-15 |
| 11599. | Henry (henrys) | 97.33 | 100% | 2011-07-19 |
| 11600. | ^_^ (likeshiau) | 97.32 | — | 2010-10-08 |
| 11601. | Aman (aman.world@gmail.com) | 97.32 | 99% | 2012-06-05 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 133,371 | 85.51 | August 19, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 321 | 81.91 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 4 | 48.47 | January 25, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 1 | 47.66 | July 22, 2022 |