Now you might ask yourself, if by yourself you mean me, "Stephen, if you don't like books, why did you write one?" You just asked yourself a trick question. I didn't write it. I dictated it. I shouted it into a tape recorder over the Columbus Day weekend, then handed it to my agent and said, "Sell this."
—from I Am America (And So Can You!), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 23586. | dirtypigboy (giraffehands) | 63.38 | 95% | 2021-12-25 |
| 23587. | Calum (mumucaca) | 63.38 | 95% | 2020-09-26 |
| 23588. | Minh (minhgold) | 63.37 | 92% | 2012-12-09 |
| 23589. | Rogeriusx (rogeriusx) | 63.37 | 91% | 2012-10-01 |
| 23590. | DDC (ddcdalamance) | 63.37 | 99% | 2013-02-19 |
| 23591. | Jonathan (claydude1525) | 63.37 | 89% | 2013-04-28 |
| 23592. | FreePalestine (amr_atif) | 63.37 | 96.5% | 2023-06-09 |
| 23593. | Properal (properal) | 63.37 | 96% | 2018-02-11 |
| 23594. | Pankaj Delhi (rockspk) | 63.37 | 88% | 2016-03-06 |
| 23595. | GAy (azndogfood) | 63.36 | — | 2010-04-20 |
| 23596. | francis (idominate123) | 63.36 | 91% | 2014-10-08 |
| 23597. | ryobisan (ryobisan) | 63.36 | 97% | 2017-07-03 |
| 23598. | DarkMagicianGirl9900 (darkm... | 63.35 | 98% | 2017-08-25 |
| 23599. | AST (emper0rr) | 63.35 | 96% | 2013-03-26 |
| 23600. | S (st_bertie) | 63.35 | 92% | 2015-03-21 |
| 23601. | katek_warren (katek_warren) | 63.35 | 96% | 2023-05-14 |
| 23602. | Pradip (pradip) | 63.34 | — | 2009-10-13 |
| 23603. | Jess (twiztidicp) | 63.34 | 91% | 2012-03-14 |
| 23604. | Macqyu (macqyu) | 63.34 | 96.8% | 2023-10-11 |
| 23605. | Maksymilian (niemaks) | 63.34 | 98% | 2023-09-02 |
| 23606. | Mato (metiu07) | 63.34 | 94% | 2020-12-15 |
| 23607. | Christian (ernsthippe) | 63.34 | — | 2009-01-15 |
| 23608. | Andre (andre951) | 63.34 | 91% | 2017-02-21 |
| 23609. | eva (eklentos37) | 63.34 | 94% | 2016-05-12 |
| 23610. | Sandi (rzaring) | 63.33 | 88% | 2012-05-12 |
| 23611. | Nguyễn Anh (niitk14) | 63.33 | — | 2010-06-03 |
| 23612. | Mark (fatweasel) | 63.33 | 96% | 2015-07-31 |
| 23613. | redesu (redesu) | 63.33 | 94% | 2018-11-23 |
| 23614. | Gerri (legendaryg) | 63.32 | 94% | 2014-04-05 |
| 23615. | DQ (aicat) | 63.32 | 94% | 2016-11-28 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 106,900 | 71.71 | August 4, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 164 | 72.39 | March 30, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 11 | 40.89 | January 26, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 68.54 | January 24, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 61.02 | November 8, 2021 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 2 | 54.00 | January 1, 2024 |
| Mrs. Wunschel's TypeRacer Universe | 1 | 30.13 | January 18, 2013 |