Most Americans do not own passports. They're not a naturally curious people. If you were to lock an American for sixty years in an empty underground bunker which contained nothing but a woolly tea cosy, the American would not even be curious enough to be tempted to see if the tea cosy would make a serviceable hat. They're far more likely to arrest the tea cosy, intern it illegally in Guantanamo Bay...
—from How I Escaped My Certain Fate, a book by Stewart Lee
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 3567. | Edwin (edwin8810) | 63.53 | 95% | 2021-07-20 |
| 3568. | Halil (lilko) | 63.53 | 98% | 2017-10-15 |
| 3569. | orien (kingkon134) | 63.50 | 95% | 2018-07-24 |
| 3570. | Alejandro (truckin_al) | 63.49 | 96% | 2019-09-11 |
| 3571. | Julian (juliansmile) | 63.47 | 96% | 2018-01-18 |
| 3572. | Long (longela) | 63.46 | 96% | 2017-10-12 |
| 3573. | Em (ernthusiasm) | 63.46 | 96% | 2018-04-17 |
| 3574. | Pulkit (pulk) | 63.46 | 96% | 2018-04-16 |
| 3575. | Aang (dorjeaang) | 63.44 | 97% | 2019-12-23 |
| 3576. | ravi (culdesaccer) | 63.42 | 97% | 2018-11-20 |
| 3577. | Bill (billxnye) | 63.42 | 96% | 2018-03-09 |
| 3578. | bayu (bayurespati) | 63.39 | 96% | 2021-08-10 |
| 3579. | aadrm (aadrm) | 63.39 | 98% | 2018-05-25 |
| 3580. | Tilaani (tilaani) | 63.39 | 96% | 2019-04-10 |
| 3581. | FATBUTTERYFINGERDS12312 (be... | 63.36 | 95% | 2021-07-26 |
| 3582. | Marcus (mb_2001) | 63.36 | 95% | 2018-09-09 |
| 3583. | Slow typer (andre1999) | 63.35 | 98% | 2019-05-16 |
| 3584. | Manick (manickspeed) | 63.34 | 95% | 2019-10-12 |
| 3585. | Luke (lukewonnacott) | 63.33 | 95% | 2019-09-06 |
| 3586. | Enrique (optimus_line) | 63.33 | 96% | 2017-12-24 |
| 3587. | Javin (zakurukito) | 63.32 | 96% | 2021-07-24 |
| 3588. | Zor-Pieu (POJUN-Mechanic) (... | 63.32 | 96% | 2019-03-29 |
| 3589. | Dank (dankmachine) | 63.31 | 97% | 2018-05-07 |
| 3590. | Hello (julius1331) | 63.30 | 96% | 2018-11-07 |
| 3591. | uracra (uracra) | 63.27 | 99% | 2019-08-08 |
| 3592. | Bill (bill497) | 63.26 | 96% | 2018-02-02 |
| 3593. | Vincent (vincentvz) | 63.25 | 97% | 2018-05-08 |
| 3594. | Andrew (waterhorse) | 63.24 | 93% | 2018-04-30 |
| 3595. | Dnami (dnami) | 63.19 | 96% | 2019-12-28 |
| 3596. | peter (fastlikeamericans) | 63.15 | 97% | 2019-08-07 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 7,129 | 80.03 | August 27, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 12 | 96.23 | January 24, 2019 |
| michaelderoche | 1 | 76.56 | August 26, 2017 |