The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 20785. | James Paul (ap1ng) | 70.97 | 98% | 2022-02-19 |
| 20786. | Hellow (hellowi_99) | 70.97 | 98% | 2020-02-14 |
| 20787. | kleonardmsarah (kleonardmsa... | 70.97 | 98% | 2012-09-02 |
| 20788. | Adam (adrakpro) | 70.97 | 96% | 2018-12-01 |
| 20789. | Aiden (smusky72) | 70.96 | 98% | 2023-08-15 |
| 20790. | Jinny (jinnyy) | 70.96 | 95% | 2011-11-11 |
| 20791. | Shayna (i_scorpio) | 70.96 | 95% | 2015-12-05 |
| 20792. | knicked (knicked) | 70.96 | 96% | 2019-04-11 |
| 20793. | Cuong (cuongdm) | 70.96 | — | 2010-08-13 |
| 20794. | pabl0 (pabl0juan) | 70.96 | 97% | 2013-05-01 |
| 20795. | Keith (flanneldemigod) | 70.95 | 97% | 2021-11-30 |
| 20796. | lol (lolspedicey) | 70.95 | 95% | 2021-11-08 |
| 20797. | BJD (bjd_rock) | 70.95 | — | 2008-12-31 |
| 20798. | Martin (mtien) | 70.95 | 99% | 2014-10-12 |
| 20799. | Eran (eranb) | 70.95 | 94% | 2017-01-10 |
| 20800. | diep (diepthanhthu) | 70.95 | 97% | 2021-01-12 |
| 20801. | Sajal (ssreal) | 70.94 | 96% | 2022-10-15 |
| 20802. | Richard (allacrity) | 70.94 | 95% | 2022-04-13 |
| 20803. | Andre (andr_ehh) | 70.94 | 96% | 2021-11-25 |
| 20804. | Mario (babbarey) | 70.94 | — | 2009-12-09 |
| 20805. | Gabriel (bigolgabe) | 70.93 | 87% | 2016-03-14 |
| 20806. | Abhinav (dudeja55) | 70.93 | 95% | 2023-06-15 |
| 20807. | マロン (marron) | 70.93 | 96% | 2022-05-21 |
| 20808. | Ash (_jelliedcelery_) | 70.93 | 96.3% | 2021-02-16 |
| 20809. | Luking4Luv (luking4luv) | 70.93 | 94% | 2021-01-15 |
| 20810. | Minh (minhz) | 70.93 | 95% | 2013-07-09 |
| 20811. | Chao (cqsheng) | 70.93 | 90% | 2013-06-18 |
| 20812. | Ethan (bossbell377) | 70.92 | 96% | 2023-02-24 |
| 20813. | khem (khemsadon) | 70.92 | 98% | 2023-03-15 |
| 20814. | rmbench (rmbench) | 70.92 | 95% | 2021-03-25 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |