As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 8129. | lol (oknoted) | 88.02 | 98.2% | 2024-11-06 |
| 8130. | rainbowdash (ranebowdash) | 88.02 | 98% | 2016-09-06 |
| 8131. | jiaxing (jiaxingb) | 88.01 | 94.6% | 2023-05-17 |
| 8132. | dilectus (dilectus) | 88.01 | 98% | 2023-02-28 |
| 8133. | Julian (misterjulianbean) | 88.01 | 98% | 2021-06-03 |
| 8134. | CM (xilasirc) | 88.01 | 98% | 2020-08-02 |
| 8135. | Carl (tjdajm) | 88.01 | 90% | 2016-04-25 |
| 8136. | peench (gozaimasu) | 88.00 | 92% | 2015-05-28 |
| 8137. | @dudiellon (dudiellon) | 88.00 | 95% | 2015-08-09 |
| 8138. | Famesh (fampatel) | 87.99 | 97% | 2020-05-12 |
| 8139. | Fritzchen (fritzchen) | 87.98 | 96.8% | 2025-02-07 |
| 8140. | Connor (c42855) | 87.98 | 98% | 2018-12-25 |
| 8141. | tarifwastaken (tarifwastaken) | 87.98 | 96% | 2023-09-04 |
| 8142. | Janc (psyy1234) | 87.98 | 98% | 2020-11-29 |
| 8143. | Kevin (thehobokid) | 87.98 | 96% | 2019-11-03 |
| 8144. | t (zyxx) | 87.98 | 97% | 2019-08-21 |
| 8145. | Brandon (sem37) | 87.97 | 98% | 2024-04-03 |
| 8146. | andpav (andpav) | 87.97 | 97% | 2025-04-02 |
| 8147. | Jackelton (jackelton) | 87.97 | 96% | 2022-03-14 |
| 8148. | Dang Hai (haidanghoang178) | 87.97 | 97% | 2022-04-27 |
| 8149. | MeHdi (mehdiii8) | 87.97 | 98% | 2016-10-02 |
| 8150. | Arne (11bricks) | 87.96 | 98% | 2019-11-25 |
| 8151. | Hysni (hysi) | 87.96 | 93% | 2015-10-01 |
| 8152. | jonathan (cyberpsycho) | 87.96 | 99% | 2019-11-02 |
| 8153. | mptj (mptj) | 87.96 | 89% | 2015-06-05 |
| 8154. | Sibidigonky (bromelts) | 87.96 | 98% | 2017-12-10 |
| 8155. | ihznugget (ihznugget) | 87.95 | 98% | 2024-06-04 |
| 8156. | Mihovil (mladabobica) | 87.95 | 99% | 2022-04-15 |
| 8157. | Dulguun (dulguun_) | 87.94 | 97% | 2023-04-10 |
| 8158. | SS (ss_goku) | 87.94 | 98% | 2022-12-05 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |