I hope that our few remaining friends give up on trying to save us. I hope we come up with a fail-safe plot to piss off the dumb few that forgave us. I hope the fences we mended fall down beneath their own weight, and I hope we hang on past the last exit. I hope it's already too late.
—from No Children, a song by The Mountain Goats
Active since January 13, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 4897. | my fingers are slow (jay12310) | 102.81 | 99% | 2022-05-26 |
| 4898. | Daniele (dpasta) | 102.81 | 97% | 2019-02-18 |
| 4899. | Harish (cyberpunk2k) | 102.80 | 99.7% | 2024-10-22 |
| 4900. | Edward (slappyedward) | 102.80 | 97% | 2021-11-16 |
| 4901. | Figli Delle Stelle (den_j_ev) | 102.80 | 98% | 2018-04-11 |
| 4902. | Key (malformant) | 102.79 | 98.3% | 2023-09-06 |
| 4903. | Jzow (jzow) | 102.79 | 98% | 2020-11-19 |
| 4904. | Liu (liusbl) | 102.79 | 99% | 2020-11-18 |
| 4905. | 11820 (11820) | 102.78 | 96% | 2025-07-02 |
| 4906. | Ravi (ravishankarr) | 102.78 | 98% | 2025-06-08 |
| 4907. | Kimmie (bryan_kimmie) | 102.78 | 98% | 2021-08-27 |
| 4908. | Matthew (mcm0313) | 102.78 | 97% | 2017-02-17 |
| 4909. | Meme (memetypelord) | 102.77 | 96% | 2017-10-23 |
| 4910. | Brian (krayons) | 102.77 | 97% | 2021-10-29 |
| 4911. | Pidguit (pidguit) | 102.75 | 99% | 2021-12-09 |
| 4912. | us0da (us0da) | 102.75 | 97.4% | 2024-03-11 |
| 4913. | zeldris (zeldris0002) | 102.74 | 98% | 2025-04-09 |
| 4914. | amazinglySlow (d_reamer) | 102.74 | 98.7% | 2024-09-01 |
| 4915. | Andrew (andmarek) | 102.74 | 98% | 2020-08-06 |
| 4916. | Paii * (pichapaii) | 102.74 | 99% | 2018-07-24 |
| 4917. | Jtogsetd (jtogse822) | 102.73 | 98% | 2025-12-29 |
| 4918. | Smokey (smokeytheoni) | 102.72 | 97% | 2022-09-24 |
| 4919. | roob (roobs) | 102.72 | 97% | 2021-05-04 |
| 4920. | Kevin (kevinmeseeyou) | 102.72 | 99% | 2023-05-28 |
| 4921. | Ryan (ihoy) | 102.72 | 98% | 2018-03-24 |
| 4922. | Neil (neilborde) | 102.71 | 97% | 2017-05-04 |
| 4923. | Owen (keppilion) | 102.70 | 95.8% | 2023-11-07 |
| 4924. | kyle (kyle_510___) | 102.69 | 96% | 2025-04-27 |
| 4925. | Hershey (xhersheyx) | 102.69 | 98% | 2019-12-29 |
| 4926. | Anh (billybean__) | 102.69 | 98% | 2023-02-02 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 43,238 | 84.01 | January 13, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 38 | 96.26 | July 18, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 5 | 102.10 | December 23, 2021 |