The only preventive thing I do is wash clothes after buying them in a thrift shop - this after catching crabs from a pair of used pants. I was in my midtwenties at the time and probably would have itched myself all the way to the bone had a friend not taken me to a drugstore.
—from When You Are Engulfed in Flames, a book by David Sedaris
Active since August 19, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 12035. | dirts (dirts) | 96.68 | 93% | 2016-05-01 |
| 12036. | Zac (mishen) | 96.67 | 92% | 2013-02-05 |
| 12037. | Xander (xander004) | 96.67 | 95% | 2016-09-18 |
| 12038. | Jamber (jamber_onyx) | 96.67 | 98% | 2022-07-07 |
| 12039. | megan (monchaton) | 96.67 | — | 2008-09-14 |
| 12040. | Ziggy (antioch) | 96.67 | 97% | 2012-09-27 |
| 12041. | Lavinia (lavinderr) | 96.66 | 97% | 2023-04-23 |
| 12042. | henry (henrytoh) | 96.66 | 97% | 2023-05-07 |
| 12043. | aaaaaa (hagemanto) | 96.66 | 97% | 2022-06-23 |
| 12044. | Don (dpease) | 96.66 | 90% | 2013-07-14 |
| 12045. | Mad (mad888) | 96.66 | 97% | 2022-07-03 |
| 12046. | The Papal State (loquiera) | 96.66 | 99% | 2021-05-12 |
| 12047. | Sukanya (sk2002) | 96.66 | 97% | 2022-04-21 |
| 12048. | Kuliseins (kuliseinsscmeckt... | 96.66 | 96% | 2013-09-23 |
| 12049. | anawar (anawarawm) | 96.66 | 91% | 2015-07-07 |
| 12050. | jelly (jeellyfish) | 96.65 | 97% | 2023-08-15 |
| 12051. | 🤝🤝 (joejiunn) | 96.64 | 98% | 2022-04-20 |
| 12052. | Anders (anders23) | 96.64 | 98% | 2023-04-14 |
| 12053. | Romil (aidag) | 96.64 | 99% | 2016-11-16 |
| 12054. | Lance (lancelancer) | 96.64 | 94% | 2016-08-01 |
| 12055. | Charlie (thecharlie) | 96.64 | — | 2008-09-07 |
| 12056. | AFS (justcruzin) | 96.64 | 98% | 2015-09-01 |
| 12057. | Jennifer (jazzyjenn) | 96.64 | 100% | 2012-08-03 |
| 12058. | Jake (jaydez) | 96.63 | 98% | 2020-02-27 |
| 12059. | bingbong (capybara_enjoyer) | 96.63 | 97.7% | 2023-10-24 |
| 12060. | Wali (captorcarbon) | 96.63 | 99% | 2023-04-09 |
| 12061. | Dana (icantthinkofausername) | 96.63 | 89% | 2012-05-31 |
| 12062. | Chicks dig high WPM (markam... | 96.63 | 93% | 2013-09-18 |
| 12063. | schmeekygeek (schmeekygeek) | 96.62 | 99% | 2023-08-23 |
| 12064. | L (_musty_rice_) | 96.62 | 97% | 2022-10-14 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 133,371 | 85.51 | August 19, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 321 | 81.91 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 4 | 48.47 | January 25, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 1 | 47.66 | July 22, 2022 |