The key to faking out the parents is the clammy hands. It's a good non-specific symptom, I'm a big believer in it. A lot of people will tell you to go for a phony fever, but if you get a nervous mother, you could wind up in a doctor's office. You fake a stomach cramp, when you're bent over wailing, you lick your palms. It's childish and stupid, but then, so is high school.
—from Ferris Bueller's Day Off, a movie by John Hughes
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1997. | Somogyi (vincture) | 88.06 | 98% | 2021-08-03 |
| 1998. | Elijamin (mejikmahn) | 88.06 | 97% | 2020-11-10 |
| 1999. | HORSEHORSE (horsehorsehorse) | 88.04 | 97% | 2020-06-22 |
| 2000. | Bill (neoveri) | 88.00 | 98% | 2018-07-22 |
| 2001. | Shivashis (plant99) | 88.00 | 98% | 2020-12-02 |
| 2002. | Kyle (badadc) | 87.96 | 96% | 2019-02-12 |
| 2003. | CorruptedCrimson (corrupted... | 87.94 | 95% | 2018-11-11 |
| 2004. | just bored (psychosam1337) | 87.92 | 97% | 2018-05-10 |
| 2005. | Sarym (_sarim_) | 87.92 | 93% | 2017-11-14 |
| 2006. | hoangnam75 (hoagnnam75) | 87.91 | 97% | 2020-09-08 |
| 2007. | Zanilen (zanilen) | 87.90 | 97% | 2019-08-07 |
| 2008. | Melvin (peekachoo) | 87.90 | 96% | 2018-11-15 |
| 2009. | Susie (susieq22) | 87.90 | 95% | 2018-02-19 |
| 2010. | Ryan (ryan_rat) | 87.89 | 97% | 2018-12-27 |
| 2011. | Nick (nidzoni) | 87.89 | 96% | 2021-08-21 |
| 2012. | Freddo (freddo7) | 87.88 | 96% | 2020-11-11 |
| 2013. | Andre (ander_) | 87.87 | 95% | 2020-07-22 |
| 2014. | Jake (jr3224) | 87.87 | 99% | 2020-10-19 |
| 2015. | Zeph (ringofonion) | 87.86 | 98% | 2020-10-27 |
| 2016. | goshko (na_stoqn_chakala) | 87.86 | 97% | 2020-05-05 |
| 2017. | midnight (aw01) | 87.85 | 98% | 2020-07-06 |
| 2018. | Christopher (whoreo) | 87.84 | 97% | 2018-04-20 |
| 2019. | BR (brdiesel) | 87.83 | 97% | 2018-10-11 |
| 2020. | Maple (laaquila) | 87.83 | 95% | 2020-05-01 |
| 2021. | citrus (citrustrack) | 87.83 | 96% | 2019-07-08 |
| 2022. | Jake (jtycyn) | 87.82 | 98% | 2020-04-29 |
| 2023. | 0 (gochoo) | 87.81 | 98% | 2018-08-24 |
| 2024. | b (maskedvigilance) | 87.81 | 94% | 2020-10-28 |
| 2025. | Harwinder (honeyageraccxr) | 87.80 | 98% | 2017-11-02 |
| 2026. | Harry (hazman) | 87.79 | 97% | 2020-05-15 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 10,126 | 80.79 | August 27, 2017 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 4 | 78.68 | April 10, 2022 |
| Instant Death Mode | 3 | 128.99 | January 3, 2019 |
| michaelderoche | 2 | 122.51 | December 16, 2020 |