As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 286. | (maintrackaverage) | 142.98 | 100% | 2018-11-23 |
| 287. | Liban (hujala) | 142.96 | 99% | 2023-08-20 |
| 288. | Sabid (alloyace) | 142.92 | 98% | 2016-02-05 |
| 289. | Aelius Qwerty (aelius_qwerty2) | 142.86 | 98.6% | 2023-11-01 |
| 290. | osbot (osbot) | 142.83 | 95% | 2016-05-17 |
| 291. | stop! (ademke) | 142.73 | 98% | 2022-10-29 |
| 292. | Frantman (frantman) | 142.70 | 99% | 2022-12-17 |
| 293. | (dawittymidget) | 142.57 | 100% | 2024-02-09 |
| 294. | nothing (galaxiedhomerow) | 142.56 | 99% | 2021-09-23 |
| 295. | Merelya (merelya) | 142.54 | 99.1% | 2023-07-25 |
| 296. | dev (devpatel123) | 142.52 | 100% | 2023-08-26 |
| 297. | Zekka (zekka) | 142.50 | 97% | 2016-12-01 |
| 298. | twitch.tv/cellytherosebush ... | 142.45 | 98% | 2019-01-27 |
| 299. | Tommy (tommyromero) | 142.45 | 97% | 2022-10-27 |
| 300. | David (davidkuznetsov) | 142.35 | 100% | 2022-01-23 |
| 301. | (g_fruit) | 142.34 | 99% | 2020-11-11 |
| 302. | Mark (anaverageaopser) | 142.28 | 98% | 2017-02-24 |
| 303. | (plateau) | 142.24 | 99.8% | 2024-02-29 |
| 304. | (ghall) | 142.21 | 99% | 2018-05-15 |
| 305. | (330am) | 142.18 | 99% | 2019-09-15 |
| 306. | Gary (kareemhunt) | 142.17 | 100% | 2019-12-28 |
| 307. | (vixt) | 142.15 | 100% | 2023-10-14 |
| 308. | MadsFuldGas (swaax) | 142.06 | 98% | 2022-12-31 |
| 309. | Bremitorix (bremitorix) | 141.99 | 100% | 2020-11-25 |
| 310. | Colemak Lost (_champ_) | 141.96 | 98% | 2021-12-30 |
| 311. | kordawgg (kosine) | 141.95 | 98% | 2020-11-15 |
| 312. | Cam (qwestfinder) | 141.85 | 99% | 2023-04-24 |
| 313. | Timothy (calamity15) | 141.82 | 98% | 2020-08-08 |
| 314. | Lane (laneondvorak) | 141.78 | 99.3% | 2024-11-05 |
| 315. | gokewho (gokewho) | 141.70 | 99% | 2022-12-17 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |