The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
Active since August 19, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 4023. | Issa (kaakaariki) | 58.74 | 95% | 2016-10-08 |
| 4024. | John (johnojetunde) | 58.73 | 96% | 2021-03-22 |
| 4025. | Wiz (wizardofdirt) | 58.73 | 95% | 2020-05-25 |
| 4026. | Swaraj (swarajpande4) | 58.73 | 96% | 2019-11-10 |
| 4027. | Mike (mcgrumpy) | 58.73 | 96% | 2016-04-27 |
| 4028. | Naif (zangetsu) | 58.73 | — | 2008-11-17 |
| 4029. | Baws (zelvix) | 58.72 | — | 2009-03-24 |
| 4030. | (jimat99ndass) | 58.72 | 98% | 2023-06-26 |
| 4031. | AAAA (vivamilan) | 58.72 | — | 2010-02-11 |
| 4032. | (leophan) | 58.72 | — | 2009-05-13 |
| 4033. | (nicknamechunmun) | 58.72 | — | 2009-06-20 |
| 4034. | (adilet_524) | 58.71 | 95% | 2022-08-26 |
| 4035. | Andrew (drewan23) | 58.71 | 95.9% | 2021-02-09 |
| 4036. | Saculu (saculu) | 58.71 | 96% | 2017-02-04 |
| 4037. | (venkyrajan) | 58.70 | 97% | 2022-11-05 |
| 4038. | slowpoke (ploperq) | 58.70 | 97% | 2021-01-15 |
| 4039. | Sameer (firefoxqb) | 58.69 | 94% | 2020-12-08 |
| 4040. | eren (erenygt) | 58.69 | 93% | 2015-01-31 |
| 4041. | Quang (badboygonouvo) | 58.69 | — | 2011-04-24 |
| 4042. | kub0taku (kub0taku) | 58.69 | — | 2009-03-19 |
| 4043. | Luke (lhauflin) | 58.69 | 92% | 2012-12-18 |
| 4044. | anas (anas_bu) | 58.69 | 96% | 2015-05-01 |
| 4045. | David (sweetswiss) | 58.68 | 94% | 2018-02-23 |
| 4046. | Shyam (shyambkn) | 58.68 | 97% | 2014-10-23 |
| 4047. | (princechrisvic) | 58.68 | — | 2010-02-03 |
| 4048. | ಠ_ರೃ Don Vito (nerdyn... | 58.68 | 92% | 2015-05-31 |
| 4049. | (saatvikbot123) | 58.67 | 94% | 2022-12-10 |
| 4050. | (thenotorious619) | 58.67 | 94% | 2023-03-10 |
| 4051. | (lonzoball) | 58.67 | 96% | 2018-11-16 |
| 4052. | Eiji (eiji_ok) | 58.67 | — | 2008-11-26 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 28,622 | 49.33 | August 19, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 82 | 58.33 | May 11, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 24 | 42.06 | January 28, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 1 | 45.48 | July 30, 2021 |