Most Americans do not own passports. They're not a naturally curious people. If you were to lock an American for sixty years in an empty underground bunker which contained nothing but a woolly tea cosy, the American would not even be curious enough to be tempted to see if the tea cosy would make a serviceable hat. They're far more likely to arrest the tea cosy, intern it illegally in Guantanamo Bay...
—from How I Escaped My Certain Fate, a book by Stewart Lee
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 6023. | Nuwaisir (nuwaisir) | 50.49 | 94% | 2020-10-04 |
| 6024. | Verne (vverne) | 50.48 | 96% | 2020-12-08 |
| 6025. | Caleb (calebjrh) | 50.47 | 96% | 2020-10-18 |
| 6026. | Bradley (bradman41) | 50.46 | 91% | 2017-07-23 |
| 6027. | Carlo (canuling16) | 50.44 | 93% | 2020-07-11 |
| 6028. | pythagoras (123pythagoras123) | 50.43 | 93% | 2020-12-07 |
| 6029. | quang (tmq1611) | 50.41 | 98% | 2019-10-15 |
| 6030. | F-ck Israel (yzz909) | 50.36 | 94% | 2020-08-19 |
| 6031. | Wolf (ch0jr4k) | 50.34 | 95% | 2018-04-03 |
| 6032. | Dilli (dilliraj) | 50.34 | 97% | 2017-07-07 |
| 6033. | Vencel (vincentcouch) | 50.30 | 93% | 2017-09-08 |
| 6034. | Lokinoha (lokinoha) | 50.26 | 95% | 2018-05-15 |
| 6035. | You're Slow (kronosxfleet) | 50.23 | 95% | 2019-10-03 |
| 6036. | sohaib (sohaibka) | 50.21 | 96% | 2019-05-06 |
| 6037. | Rohith (specialabyss6_) | 50.21 | 94% | 2020-12-18 |
| 6038. | adi (ogah) | 50.20 | 95% | 2017-06-29 |
| 6039. | Sruthi (rksruthi07) | 50.17 | 97% | 2017-07-11 |
| 6040. | Yoby (yobynad) | 50.17 | 98% | 2019-04-27 |
| 6041. | Anand Kumar (anandkumarbaitha) | 50.17 | 95% | 2018-12-28 |
| 6042. | shailendrasinh (shail88) | 50.16 | 95% | 2019-03-09 |
| 6043. | McCluck (mccluck) | 50.16 | 93% | 2019-03-26 |
| 6044. | Eirik (jabombay) | 50.16 | 96% | 2017-12-16 |
| 6045. | Ash (ashleveltyping) | 50.15 | 95% | 2020-01-14 |
| 6046. | alex (mimzy1995ns) | 50.13 | 95% | 2020-12-11 |
| 6047. | Fearless (fearless_) | 50.12 | 93% | 2020-10-07 |
| 6048. | plip (plip) | 50.12 | 98% | 2020-03-16 |
| 6049. | fullysun (fullsun) | 50.10 | 96% | 2018-07-18 |
| 6050. | Bat-Amgalan (mambatukaa) | 50.10 | 94% | 2020-07-01 |
| 6051. | bryan (bryan1111) | 50.10 | 94% | 2020-07-17 |
| 6052. | Avi (suppppp) | 50.09 | 95% | 2020-09-06 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 9,681 | 80.12 | June 27, 2017 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 10 | 63.06 | February 14, 2022 |
| Instant Death Mode | 8 | 111.93 | April 14, 2018 |