The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 31072. | cheikh (cheikhbr) | 50.99 | 97% | 2021-06-03 |
| 31073. | James (wormal) | 50.99 | — | 2011-03-04 |
| 31074. | Dimitris (jimsiak) | 50.99 | 93% | 2013-04-21 |
| 31075. | Angel of (harshvyasa) | 50.99 | — | 2010-06-10 |
| 31076. | Clebson (cmoura) | 50.99 | 98% | 2018-08-21 |
| 31077. | YHY (yeohuiyee) | 50.97 | 87% | 2014-05-31 |
| 31078. | dmitry (earths) | 50.97 | — | 2010-04-15 |
| 31079. | Russell (yerussell) | 50.95 | 93% | 2021-06-09 |
| 31080. | sanita (szanne) | 50.94 | 98% | 2018-07-17 |
| 31081. | Shooq (shawa8iii) | 50.93 | 97% | 2023-05-17 |
| 31082. | lucy (lwalker15) | 50.92 | 97.5% | 2023-07-27 |
| 31083. | Lucas (lucaz_) | 50.92 | 93% | 2021-02-25 |
| 31084. | kshitij (ginger_2002012707) | 50.92 | 98% | 2021-01-20 |
| 31085. | thanh (hust9x) | 50.92 | 97% | 2019-11-25 |
| 31086. | Slow (wnrwnrchckndnr) | 50.91 | 95.4% | 2021-02-13 |
| 31087. | Bhariq (bhariq) | 50.91 | 93.7% | 2021-01-31 |
| 31088. | GoVegan (goveganf) | 50.90 | 90% | 2016-02-06 |
| 31089. | Anand Kumar (anandkumarbaitha) | 50.90 | 94% | 2019-02-13 |
| 31090. | Craaft (princeprice) | 50.89 | 94% | 2023-08-10 |
| 31091. | T (popcode14) | 50.89 | 94% | 2023-09-29 |
| 31092. | Dana (danakirsean) | 50.89 | 86% | 2011-12-15 |
| 31093. | Marco (ankush12) | 50.88 | 92% | 2021-11-19 |
| 31094. | Mike (mike777) | 50.88 | 95% | 2014-02-14 |
| 31095. | Beau (beau1) | 50.88 | — | 2010-01-18 |
| 31096. | Santiago (asingato) | 50.88 | 89% | 2012-11-27 |
| 31097. | Mehran (mehrandvd) | 50.87 | 92% | 2015-04-25 |
| 31098. | Phillo (phillophillo) | 50.87 | 92% | 2017-01-24 |
| 31099. | សុខេង (boy0_9) | 50.87 | 89% | 2014-04-30 |
| 31100. | Cathy (aix1014) | 50.87 | — | 2011-04-27 |
| 31101. | Rushan (rsabique) | 50.86 | — | 2010-09-15 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |