The only preventive thing I do is wash clothes after buying them in a thrift shop - this after catching crabs from a pair of used pants. I was in my midtwenties at the time and probably would have itched myself all the way to the bone had a friend not taken me to a drugstore.
—from When You Are Engulfed in Flames, a book by David Sedaris
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 14654. | Aaron (d1cookie) | 91.64 | 96% | 2016-11-27 |
| 14655. | LancyLanc (lancethedino) | 91.63 | 97% | 2020-07-20 |
| 14656. | Binends (binends) | 91.63 | 97% | 2022-12-27 |
| 14657. | Tomaz (tomaz1502) | 91.63 | 97% | 2019-11-21 |
| 14658. | Nicholas (barkingcarrot) | 91.63 | 97% | 2018-10-15 |
| 14659. | Adam (woohooman) | 91.63 | 98% | 2013-03-28 |
| 14660. | Big (widdzy) | 91.62 | 99% | 2016-10-25 |
| 14661. | Vocopi (vocopu) | 91.62 | 98% | 2019-04-02 |
| 14662. | mky (omkyo) | 91.62 | 96% | 2020-06-14 |
| 14663. | Veteran1728 (frenzy1728) | 91.61 | 97% | 2021-10-29 |
| 14664. | pi (schi678) | 91.61 | 96% | 2018-09-12 |
| 14665. | Max (ldiotbox) | 91.61 | 97% | 2020-04-21 |
| 14666. | Derek (thebomistrue) | 91.61 | 99% | 2023-05-03 |
| 14667. | Björn Orri (bjornorri) | 91.61 | 99% | 2015-03-24 |
| 14668. | Rat (ratoda) | 91.61 | — | 2010-04-22 |
| 14669. | Diana (dkl2108_dvorak) | 91.61 | — | 2010-08-17 |
| 14670. | Seb (sebargh) | 91.60 | 97% | 2022-05-19 |
| 14671. | (ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:･ﾟâœ... | 91.60 | 96% | 2015-05-28 |
| 14672. | sanayaa (sanayaa) | 91.60 | 98% | 2022-03-27 |
| 14673. | josh (trek5900) | 91.60 | 94% | 2017-02-02 |
| 14674. | SpitaliaVI (benjy1232) | 91.60 | 97% | 2021-06-18 |
| 14675. | Matthew (volkernordie) | 91.60 | 96% | 2022-05-28 |
| 14676. | arif (arif2025) | 91.60 | 99% | 2020-11-12 |
| 14677. | Oneness (dreamtime) | 91.60 | 98% | 2022-10-08 |
| 14678. | Soma (shokugeki) | 91.60 | 97% | 2019-05-09 |
| 14679. | Anandan (anandan) | 91.60 | 85% | 2013-05-09 |
| 14680. | Blaire (blaire) | 91.60 | — | 2008-11-19 |
| 14681. | Jason (jsinkidd) | 91.59 | 94% | 2012-07-15 |
| 14682. | Daris (tuytuy3) | 91.59 | 97% | 2020-01-07 |
| 14683. | JoeKing (joeking7) | 91.58 | 96% | 2023-06-28 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 133,371 | 85.51 | August 19, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 321 | 81.91 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 4 | 48.47 | January 25, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 1 | 47.66 | July 22, 2022 |