As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 12885. | green (xgreenbanana) | 77.01 | 97% | 2022-05-30 |
| 12886. | Matias (matzefyr) | 77.01 | 92% | 2015-10-06 |
| 12887. | Aidan (ireallylovehockey) | 77.01 | 97.2% | 2021-02-01 |
| 12888. | Desmond (night9sky) | 77.01 | 98% | 2022-06-02 |
| 12889. | Abel (doubleaa_13) | 77.01 | 98% | 2017-07-24 |
| 12890. | BoodleBoodle (walabi) | 77.01 | 93% | 2016-03-11 |
| 12891. | John (johndeakin) | 77.01 | 99% | 2017-04-02 |
| 12892. | BM (bm26) | 77.00 | 99% | 2022-05-26 |
| 12893. | Apathos (apathosss) | 77.00 | 96% | 2023-09-10 |
| 12894. | 🥬 (freshkale_workman) | 77.00 | 96% | 2022-02-01 |
| 12895. | Jack (jfragg) | 77.00 | 97% | 2023-05-19 |
| 12896. | .... (whizzydizzy100) | 77.00 | 97% | 2017-02-20 |
| 12897. | Brian (scottyb) | 77.00 | 90% | 2016-03-07 |
| 12898. | Anton (karton) | 76.99 | 97% | 2019-01-11 |
| 12899. | Oliwier (o1ci0) | 76.99 | 97% | 2024-01-28 |
| 12900. | Gum (gumwrapper) | 76.99 | 98% | 2021-05-18 |
| 12901. | Amy (amy159) | 76.98 | 91% | 2015-12-31 |
| 12902. | Kinst (swiftens) | 76.98 | 96% | 2021-08-17 |
| 12903. | 光次郎 (koujiro) | 76.98 | 96% | 2022-03-11 |
| 12904. | huh (noirblnqqq) | 76.98 | 97% | 2021-08-20 |
| 12905. | datmeko (uralbeking) | 76.98 | 95.8% | 2021-02-19 |
| 12906. | Michael (schuh98) | 76.98 | 97% | 2021-09-17 |
| 12907. | Justin (jubstein) | 76.98 | 95% | 2020-11-12 |
| 12908. | tstats[jgschu40] (jgschu40) | 76.98 | 96% | 2021-09-03 |
| 12909. | Mike (yoshyosh) | 76.97 | 97% | 2024-06-10 |
| 12910. | Denis (1nadequacy) | 76.97 | 96% | 2016-03-19 |
| 12911. | Hieu (txhieu) | 76.97 | 96% | 2017-03-15 |
| 12912. | 1 (desser2) | 76.96 | 97% | 2021-05-17 |
| 12913. | Steef (skunitz) | 76.96 | 96% | 2015-06-23 |
| 12914. | gurditts (kenyasugondeez) | 76.96 | 97% | 2023-02-07 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |