So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 25974. | Thanh (alians) | 59.27 | 94% | 2014-12-05 |
| 25975. | tstats[annapal_9288] (annap... | 59.27 | 94% | 2022-10-31 |
| 25976. | Div (nery) | 59.27 | — | 2009-02-07 |
| 25977. | Jm (jeezmutz) | 59.27 | 94% | 2021-03-22 |
| 25978. | . (rryanhh) | 59.27 | 90% | 2016-06-03 |
| 25979. | Linda (lspinga) | 59.27 | — | 2008-11-10 |
| 25980. | Juri (jurjar) | 59.27 | — | 2009-10-01 |
| 25981. | Kaleb (xerone_kash) | 59.26 | 96% | 2021-06-25 |
| 25982. | aha (channaha) | 59.26 | 91% | 2013-04-29 |
| 25983. | Rohit (mindprince) | 59.26 | 94% | 2013-03-12 |
| 25984. | Giorgos (sogroig) | 59.26 | — | 2009-01-21 |
| 25985. | KUQ E ZI (scorpiongr) | 59.26 | 93% | 2012-03-07 |
| 25986. | Leonhard (leonhard3) | 59.25 | 96% | 2017-08-22 |
| 25987. | decker (deckerk) | 59.25 | 93% | 2015-02-04 |
| 25988. | Domenico (rockstar1983) | 59.25 | 97% | 2015-02-26 |
| 25989. | jaysen (jaysentang91) | 59.25 | 97% | 2017-06-05 |
| 25990. | Bruno (bruno_zg) | 59.24 | 97% | 2018-12-25 |
| 25991. | Dyl (dylypickles) | 59.24 | 95% | 2020-01-15 |
| 25992. | Parth (parthpsh) | 59.24 | 96% | 2021-06-23 |
| 25993. | Gustavo (yoosteen) | 59.24 | 97% | 2021-12-18 |
| 25994. | Marcel (akkerman) | 59.24 | 90% | 2016-12-24 |
| 25995. | bayu (bayurespati) | 59.24 | 94% | 2021-12-01 |
| 25996. | Polom (polomfileni) | 59.24 | 97% | 2021-01-24 |
| 25997. | Dave (chichi) | 59.24 | — | 2008-08-19 |
| 25998. | Izhar Ali (izhar368) | 59.24 | 97% | 2022-11-07 |
| 25999. | Pearl (amphetamine) | 59.24 | 85% | 2011-11-06 |
| 26000. | Zahven (zahven) | 59.23 | 93% | 2021-02-09 |
| 26001. | Slowerthanyou (plowsokecampos) | 59.23 | 96% | 2020-09-14 |
| 26002. | Marko (markovuc) | 59.23 | — | 2011-01-26 |
| 26003. | son (sonvan) | 59.23 | — | 2009-10-04 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |