The only preventive thing I do is wash clothes after buying them in a thrift shop - this after catching crabs from a pair of used pants. I was in my midtwenties at the time and probably would have itched myself all the way to the bone had a friend not taken me to a drugstore.
—from When You Are Engulfed in Flames, a book by David Sedaris
Active since August 19, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 12913. | Wong Man Chun Bernard (ber0... | 94.90 | 97.7% | 2023-06-18 |
| 12914. | Sasha (bagelsasha) | 94.90 | 98% | 2021-10-03 |
| 12915. | Bobbatron (bobbatron808) | 94.90 | 96% | 2018-01-13 |
| 12916. | Henrik (henriku) | 94.90 | 97% | 2013-08-24 |
| 12917. | Atlas400 (atlas400) | 94.90 | 97% | 2017-07-10 |
| 12918. | Paul (paul133) | 94.90 | — | 2009-06-01 |
| 12919. | hi (bleuwhite) | 94.89 | 99% | 2023-01-14 |
| 12920. | Blah (blah_bleh) | 94.89 | 98% | 2023-11-01 |
| 12921. | Ed (enormoused) | 94.89 | 96% | 2018-05-02 |
| 12922. | Existential Explorer (natmac4) | 94.89 | 96% | 2014-07-30 |
| 12923. | Dimitri (vayeeder) | 94.89 | 97% | 2017-01-31 |
| 12924. | Bodhi$attiva (ptran) | 94.88 | 98% | 2019-02-12 |
| 12925. | Quincy (quincyy) | 94.88 | 97% | 2021-02-24 |
| 12926. | Sontol (sontolbonggol) | 94.88 | 99% | 2020-01-15 |
| 12927. | doubleyew (touchtypist99) | 94.88 | 96% | 2015-10-24 |
| 12928. | Amy (lovemehobo) | 94.88 | 96% | 2014-06-03 |
| 12929. | Guest (weruio) | 94.87 | 98% | 2022-12-29 |
| 12930. | David Karn (dkmackay) | 94.87 | 98% | 2016-06-07 |
| 12931. | amph (amph) | 94.87 | 87% | 2014-11-14 |
| 12932. | Neil (neil239) | 94.86 | 97% | 2020-01-22 |
| 12933. | Vilmer (vilmeeero) | 94.86 | 97% | 2023-07-23 |
| 12934. | yo dayo (ayamenakiri) | 94.86 | 98% | 2023-08-23 |
| 12935. | b!g (b_i_g_em) | 94.86 | 99% | 2022-07-19 |
| 12936. | lana (lanalynn) | 94.86 | 96% | 2014-06-14 |
| 12937. | Meowerini (monar) | 94.86 | 98% | 2018-04-12 |
| 12938. | Vivien (vavanloo) | 94.85 | 97% | 2023-01-06 |
| 12939. | LE ANH QUAN (hacbachmaquan) | 94.85 | 98% | 2021-08-30 |
| 12940. | Kyle (kylewagner) | 94.85 | 97% | 2012-11-08 |
| 12941. | machinegungeek (machinegung... | 94.85 | 99% | 2019-11-22 |
| 12942. | slowdown plz (abulkhairi) | 94.85 | 97% | 2020-02-16 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 133,371 | 85.51 | August 19, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 321 | 81.91 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 4 | 48.47 | January 25, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 1 | 47.66 | July 22, 2022 |