The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
Active since August 19, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 13770. | coll (miss_type) | 38.41 | — | 2009-08-08 |
| 13771. | seda (seda) | 38.41 | — | 2010-09-17 |
| 13772. | Manish (manishrai1989) | 38.41 | 96% | 2013-10-05 |
| 13773. | Maan (maan444) | 38.41 | 85% | 2011-06-30 |
| 13774. | Joseph (riedel_j) | 38.40 | 92% | 2016-05-03 |
| 13775. | Deez Nuts (cantxtouchxthis) | 38.39 | 88% | 2013-11-17 |
| 13776. | death zigoq (winzu44) | 38.38 | 95% | 2019-05-15 |
| 13777. | gold (minhlucky) | 38.38 | 93% | 2011-11-20 |
| 13778. | luis alberto (lubeto) | 38.38 | 93% | 2012-02-26 |
| 13779. | Long (longknife) | 38.37 | 97% | 2011-10-16 |
| 13780. | Shubra (shubra) | 38.37 | 95% | 2015-06-15 |
| 13781. | Umesh (umesh_107) | 38.37 | 94% | 2022-09-09 |
| 13782. | Abhilash (naruavi) | 38.37 | 94% | 2017-09-20 |
| 13783. | Cam (ring_that_bell) | 38.36 | 95% | 2023-08-02 |
| 13784. | Tuan (tuananhfa313) | 38.36 | 96% | 2018-06-28 |
| 13785. | vickey (vickeysahani) | 38.36 | 96% | 2015-08-04 |
| 13786. | Alexis (psicho) | 38.35 | 87% | 2016-07-15 |
| 13787. | Best Racer!!! (riazkhan111) | 38.35 | 92% | 2014-04-01 |
| 13788. | Kenny (fireball) | 38.35 | — | 2008-11-11 |
| 13789. | Hadrien (amon) | 38.35 | — | 2008-11-06 |
| 13790. | defiant (aarav1) | 38.35 | 95% | 2013-11-17 |
| 13791. | Uzair (uzair024) | 38.34 | 96% | 2022-06-30 |
| 13792. | John Francis (casterjohn) | 38.34 | — | 2010-05-05 |
| 13793. | Mat (mabernet) | 38.34 | 92% | 2011-12-14 |
| 13794. | Joshua (hail_hydra) | 38.33 | 87% | 2017-05-10 |
| 13795. | RacerTracer (racertracer) | 38.33 | 96% | 2021-08-17 |
| 13796. | mai khanh (khanh88) | 38.33 | — | 2010-11-11 |
| 13797. | Nemanja (nemanja6) | 38.33 | 95% | 2018-08-06 |
| 13798. | juan dela cruz (bobdacir15) | 38.33 | 91% | 2012-01-20 |
| 13799. | spraytan (spraytan) | 38.33 | 87% | 2017-02-21 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 28,622 | 49.33 | August 19, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 82 | 58.33 | May 11, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 24 | 42.06 | January 28, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 1 | 45.48 | July 30, 2021 |