Most Americans do not own passports. They're not a naturally curious people. If you were to lock an American for sixty years in an empty underground bunker which contained nothing but a woolly tea cosy, the American would not even be curious enough to be tempted to see if the tea cosy would make a serviceable hat. They're far more likely to arrest the tea cosy, intern it illegally in Guantanamo Bay...
—from How I Escaped My Certain Fate, a book by Stewart Lee
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1761. | leen bean (leenbeans) | 88.73 | 96% | 2018-10-01 |
| 1762. | (altrocality) | 88.72 | 97% | 2020-06-21 |
| 1763. | Fake (leasophie) | 88.71 | 97% | 2019-08-17 |
| 1764. | Iran (kryptedklutch) | 88.70 | 98% | 2017-10-27 |
| 1765. | Ajstyle (ajityahoo876) | 88.69 | 98% | 2017-10-07 |
| 1766. | Prasannjeet (misteeque) | 88.68 | 98% | 2018-05-01 |
| 1767. | Marcia (monkeyhihi) | 88.66 | 98% | 2019-12-02 |
| 1768. | youwonttype (youwonttype) | 88.66 | 98% | 2018-01-20 |
| 1769. | Qi (whathaha) | 88.64 | 97% | 2020-10-10 |
| 1770. | Liyan (liyan_owo) | 88.63 | 97% | 2019-07-25 |
| 1771. | _ (bettersins) | 88.63 | 98% | 2020-06-09 |
| 1772. | Vern (vernsouthwick) | 88.63 | 98% | 2019-10-07 |
| 1773. | Katelyn (skipelated) | 88.63 | 98% | 2020-08-25 |
| 1774. | Soup (k2824262) | 88.63 | 99% | 2017-07-23 |
| 1775. | Edlue (edlue) | 88.61 | 97% | 2020-11-17 |
| 1776. | Teddy (teddarific) | 88.61 | 96% | 2018-05-28 |
| 1777. | Amoebae (amoebae9) | 88.60 | 96% | 2018-09-12 |
| 1778. | i'm slow (pndspirit) | 88.60 | 98% | 2017-10-15 |
| 1779. | Mike (tsunami21) | 88.60 | 98% | 2020-11-25 |
| 1780. | Alex (alexwuxdlol) | 88.60 | 97% | 2018-11-04 |
| 1781. | hardik (labeitazer) | 88.59 | 97% | 2020-08-29 |
| 1782. | ttv/uvsvdu (uvsvdu) | 88.58 | 98% | 2020-03-16 |
| 1783. | dante (vincent_is_bad) | 88.56 | 98% | 2019-03-20 |
| 1784. | James (ryyuu) | 88.54 | 96% | 2020-11-26 |
| 1785. | Keyboard (yusong) | 88.52 | 96% | 2018-08-16 |
| 1786. | Andrew (momoterraw) | 88.48 | 97% | 2020-08-29 |
| 1787. | Clifton (charcoalfiltered) | 88.47 | 99% | 2017-10-14 |
| 1788. | slowtypistx (slowtypistx) | 88.47 | 96% | 2020-09-01 |
| 1789. | Min (minssleeping) | 88.46 | 97% | 2020-02-02 |
| 1790. | Kuy (rou168) | 88.43 | 99% | 2018-12-09 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 9,681 | 80.12 | June 27, 2017 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 10 | 63.06 | February 14, 2022 |
| Instant Death Mode | 8 | 111.93 | April 14, 2018 |