Now you might ask yourself, if by yourself you mean me, "Stephen, if you don't like books, why did you write one?" You just asked yourself a trick question. I didn't write it. I dictated it. I shouted it into a tape recorder over the Columbus Day weekend, then handed it to my agent and said, "Sell this."
—from I Am America (And So Can You!), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 32982. | Katie (phamthucuc) | 47.58 | — | 2010-11-06 |
| 32983. | Ngoc (thinkofluv) | 47.58 | 94% | 2016-05-11 |
| 32984. | khalid Maow (kalio890) | 47.58 | 96% | 2023-08-28 |
| 32985. | Milkshake (milkshakez) | 47.58 | 96% | 2023-06-10 |
| 32986. | muyi (muyi2015) | 47.57 | 90% | 2015-06-22 |
| 32987. | Nam (stephano) | 47.57 | 92% | 2012-09-30 |
| 32988. | Mario (realtatat) | 47.57 | 93% | 2013-02-03 |
| 32989. | Bryan (sr00900) | 47.57 | — | 2009-06-23 |
| 32990. | Dinh (dinhvanthi) | 47.56 | — | 2011-04-05 |
| 32991. | Hassan (hassanjazzy143) | 47.56 | 95% | 2016-01-13 |
| 32992. | Angie (medi0cretyper) | 47.56 | 96% | 2021-01-15 |
| 32993. | ur_mom (xan_07) | 47.56 | 95% | 2021-03-25 |
| 32994. | grego2612 (grego2612) | 47.56 | 97% | 2016-04-20 |
| 32995. | Ain (methuse) | 47.55 | 93% | 2013-04-22 |
| 32996. | Tibor (frankie2) | 47.55 | 92% | 2012-11-10 |
| 32997. | Milos (somla123) | 47.55 | 95% | 2017-09-20 |
| 32998. | Amit (amitsaha) | 47.54 | 92% | 2011-10-12 |
| 32999. | vicky (sanjeev) | 47.54 | 92% | 2012-02-13 |
| 33000. | tajmahal (rithz) | 47.54 | 91% | 2016-11-04 |
| 33001. | syafwan (syafwanss) | 47.54 | 92% | 2013-09-18 |
| 33002. | Stick (stick69) | 47.54 | 94% | 2022-06-13 |
| 33003. | raman (raman123) | 47.54 | 97.3% | 2021-02-11 |
| 33004. | Sally (queensally) | 47.53 | — | 2010-04-07 |
| 33005. | Szopjál (faszkoro) | 47.53 | — | 2010-09-23 |
| 33006. | Dawn (dawndawndawn) | 47.53 | 88% | 2011-06-02 |
| 33007. | Sienna (bamitzsi) | 47.53 | 95% | 2020-12-21 |
| 33008. | zeeshan (zeeshan21) | 47.53 | 97% | 2020-10-27 |
| 33009. | impen (impen_onizuka) | 47.53 | 90% | 2012-06-21 |
| 33010. | John (equivocxl) | 47.53 | 95% | 2020-12-22 |
| 33011. | Israel Forever (xxrobloxpla... | 47.52 | 96% | 2018-06-08 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 106,900 | 71.71 | August 4, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 164 | 72.39 | March 30, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 11 | 40.89 | January 26, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 68.54 | January 24, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 61.02 | November 8, 2021 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 2 | 54.00 | January 1, 2024 |
| Mrs. Wunschel's TypeRacer Universe | 1 | 30.13 | January 18, 2013 |